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The most magical two seconds in pop music

It’s amazing to think that we can pinpoint the most magical two seconds in pop music, which occur exactly one minute into ‘Strawberry Fields Forever’ by The Beatles, as Take 7 melts into Take 26.

Listening casually, all you’ll hear at this point is the song ‘kicking in’ – the gentle, dreamy introduction giving way to the heavier, more orchestrated, more percussive body of the song.

Listen to it a lot, over and over, on headphones, and you might notice something else. Although the song doesn’t change key or tempo, it does change. Lennon’s voice becomes thicker and more woozy; the instrumentation shifts; and the mood, for want of a better word, completely alters.

It’s the aural equivalent of a dolly zoom shot in cinema, where the camera moves in one direction on tracks (dolly) while the lens zooms in the other, keeping the subject the same size while the world around them distorts.

In the case of ‘Strawberry Fields’ the word ‘magical’ doesn’t seem like an exaggeration. Here’s how Beatles producer George Martin describes the moment in his 1995 book Summer of Love:

Ever the idealist, and completely without regard for practical problems, John said to me, “I like [both takes]. Why don’t we join them together? You could start with Take 7 and move to Take 20 halfway through to get the grandstand finish.”

“Brilliant!” I replied. “There are only two things wrong with that: the takes are in completely different keys, a whole tone apart; and they have wildly different tempos. Other than that, there should be no problem!” John smiled at my sarcasm with the tolerance of a grown-up placating a child. “Well, George,” he said laconically, I’m sure you can fix it, can’t you?”

With great difficulty, Martin and his team sped up Take 7, and slowed down Take 20, and found that, miraculously, this put them at about the same pitch and speed. To Martin, this seems to have been primarily a technical problem, and he describes the edit as having “always stuck out like a sore thumb for me”. Which it does, I suppose, in rather a wonderful way.

Another comparison might be the feeling you get when you suddenly know that someone is in the room with you – another human being or, if you believe in that sort of things, a ghost. It’s a shiver down the spine trapped on tape.

Take 7 of ‘Strawberry Fields’ is lovely. If that’s the version we’d got as a single it would still be a beloved record.

But running slower, and without that momentous change, while it’s not quite a dirge, it lacks dynamism.

Take 26 is excellent, too. It’s frantic, in-your-face, opening with a blast of those bandstand horns that are all over Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band and then lolloping along at full tilt for the full three minutes.

What it lacks is that sense of being gently immersed in the song before the heat’s turned up. It doesn’t have that moment when Lennon does as he’s promised and takes you down.

In the finished mix, that’s what happens at the 1-minute mark: we go down, we’re pulled in, and the song folds over us like a blanket of sweet, warm jam.

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Reading, thinking, doing August 2026

This summer I’ve been reading yellowing paperbacks, thinking about extreme heat, and promoting a book.

A little context: this type of blog post is what I decided to do instead of starting a newsletter.

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The format was inspired by someone on BlueSky saying:

“I don’t really want to read writing advice from authors… I just want to know what they are reading and thinking and doing.”

A row of grotty old Penguin paperbacks: The Boarding House by William Trevor, Not to Disturb by Muriel Spark and Claudius the God by Robert Graves.

Reading yellowing paperbacks

I usually put together a list of the best things I’ve read at the end of each year but I’ve had a run of good ones in the past few months and thought I’d mention them here, now. The following are books that I ‘starred’ in the document I keep as a log:

  • The Boarding House by William Trevor, 1965 – a weird-adjacent ensemble piece set among the residents of tatty London boarding house hand selected by the odious landlord for maximum drama, and thrown into chaos when he dies.
  • Murderland by Caroline Fraser, 2025 – a true crime book (Ted Bundy is the primary subject) that is also a personal memoir and an account of the human and environmental atrocities committed by American industry in the 20th century.
  • The Underground Man by Ross Macdonald, 1971 – a private eye thriller that, oddly, seemed to echo Murderland in some of its themes, set in a California plagued first by wildfires, then by apocalyptic rain, where everyone has been badly fucked up by war, capitalism and their own damaged parents.
  • City Primeval by Elmore Leonard, 1980 – a police procedural set among homicide detectives in Detroit on the hunt for a killer who gets away with murder because of sheer confidence; it reminded me of Ed McBain, Hill Street Blues and The Wire.
  • Claudius the God by Robert Graves, 1934 – the follow up to I, Claudius which depicts the tragedy of the reluctant emperor as he is betrayed by those around him and by his own vanity, which grows like a cancer.
  • Not to Disturb by Muriel Spark, 1971 – a novella about the staff at a Swiss chateau prepare themselves to capitalise on the murder they’re certain is about to happen in the drawing room; again, weird-adjacent, perverse, and (ironically) disturbing.

A book I did not click with in the end was Dark Neighbourhood by Vanessa Onwuemezi. Frankly, I wasn’t always sure what was actually happening or to whom, even if the uncanny atmosphere was often compelling. Onwuemezi is a poet and I guess I ought to have read these stories like poetry, perhaps out loud, with annotations, line by line.

A hot city street with sunlight blasting a block of flats and shining from a street sign.

Thinking about extreme heat

I have not coped well with the UK summer and its rolling heatwaves. I’m also aware this doesn’t make me special.

I started out with good intentions, determined not to moan about the weather, and just to adapt as best I could. That worked early on. I dressed differently, even though I hate wearing shorts and hats; I changed my routines, walking and running earlier and later in the day, in shadier spots; I went into the office more, to enjoy the air conditioning; I covered my window at home with a big sheet and kept the blind down all day; I took ice blocks to bed with me.

By August, though, I was not only thoroughly miserable but also utterly depressed about the future. You mean I have to do this every year now? And it will keep getting worse? Yeah, no thanks, I’d like to opt out. All this agonising manifested in a miserable little zine.

A small zine printed on a folded sheet of A4. The cover image is a self portrait of me (bald, glasses) sweating and looking miserable.

In my more optimistic moments, though, I find hope in how we have collectively begun to adapt. I’ve never seen so many houses with impromptu screens erected over their windows as I did this year, for example.

My friend Jim is one of those people who gets stuff done and studies communities, collectives and cooperatives. In the pub the other night, he told me he and his wife had been working on some simple DIY canopies for protecting houses from the sun which he’s now trying to work out how to turn into some kind of kit, working with a local community centre.

This article by Eric Klinenberg from The New Yorker about European cities adapting to extreme summers was scary and inspiring in equal measure:

I had come to meet Stefano Boeri, a Milanese architect and urban planner known for designing buildings, and occasionally whole metropolitan areas, around trees. First, I wanted to see his signature project, Bosco Verticale: two apartment towers, twenty-six and nineteen stories high, whose deep balconies hold enough trees, shrubs, and flowering plants to fill twelve acres of woods… One of Boeri’s assistants arranged for me to visit a compact one-bedroom apartment that Boeri’s firm maintains on the ninth floor of the taller tower. Its windows framed the skyline through tangles of dark, leathery holm-oak leaves and, disorientingly, thick tree trunks rooted in enormous planters and secured against storms by vertical cables. I slid open the heavy balcony door. Light filtered through the foliage, and soft gusts carried scents of olive trees, sage, and rosemary. The air was markedly cooler than on the sidewalks below. Though the morning was already approaching ninety degrees, I wanted only to sit there, listening to birdsong as the building, and I, breathed.

The article lists numerous other schemes and tactics from Paris, Barcelona and Madrid, many of which involve planting more trees and creating more shade. I live in part of Bristol that was redeveloped after the Blitz with wider roads, lots of concrete, and not much greenery. I look at Marsh Lane and think, hmm, if that had a row of trees down the middle, I could probably get from my house to the park without being exposed to direct sunlight for more than a few seconds. And we wouldn’t have the road surface acting like a giant radiator, either.

On the bits of the earth over which I have any direct control – my little front and back yards – I’m going to double down on greenery and encourage my partner to spend as much as she likes on plants in the coming years.

Thinking about other things

I’ve also written a few things here on the blog since my last not-a-newsletter update.

First, I reviewed David Southwell’s book Hookland Fragments Volume One. I’ll be honest, I’m worried I put my foot in it with this one, because everyone seemed to ignore it, including David. Moreau Vazh wrote an excellent and much more detailed review which quite rightly got plenty of attention.

The next post I wrote, however, got rather too much attention, being featured on something called Hacker News and going (by my standards) properly viral. It’s had 8,000 views so far, compared to my usual c.50. It’s something I’ve been working on for a while and is built around a collection of recent news clippings which suggest we are, in fact, living in a science fiction future, even if it feels so mundane that we barely notice it:

“A video has been shared on social media with claims it shows a robotic dog patrolling the grounds of a ‘migrant hotel’. But this is false – while the footage does appear to show a robotic dog, it was filmed in the grounds of a building housing a religious group in Crewe.”

As someone who is trying to write fiction commercially (more on that in a moment) I have to resist the urge to put all my stories on the blog. I love the immediacy of writing something and sharing it directly with readers, rather than waiting months for it to appear in a magazine or book. Every now and then, though, I indulge myself, and give people who like my writing what I hope will be a little treat. This time, it was a piece inspired primarily by J.G. Ballard called ‘Passenger X’, constructed from fragments about hauntings on London Underground:

The escalator is not working which means I have to walk up it, struggling with the deeper than usual steps. I know it isn’t working, I know that when I step off it will just be like reaching the top of a normal staircase. But, still, I feel a lurch, a jolt, and stumble as I transition from one surface to another. In some small way, it feels like a near-death experience. The tube is full of moving parts, and non-moving parts, and tunnels, and closed tunnels, and spaces between the two. They say “mind the gap” but what if that gap is where I need to be?

In professional mode, on LinkedIn, I wrote articles about:

Promoting a book

Writing and publishing a book is one thing. Continuing to find ways to talk about it several months on is another.

To keep Thin Places in Hard Concrete in the conversation, and bring it to the attention of people who might like it, I’ve mostly been finding ways to say something new about it on social media.

That might be sharing a snippet from a new review, like this one:

I have never been disappointed by Newman’s stories, and this was another winner… It is also exactly what the title promises: a set of uncanny stories about the places where reality becomes porous… The best of them balance concept and character perfectly.

…or shouting about endorsements from people like the brilliant writer and film curator Kier-La Janisse.

Regrettably, as my own marketing team, finding these means I have to constantly Google myself, which feels dreadful, and means I have to read the occasional unpleasant comment, too. Mostly, though, people have been extremely positive.

I’ve also done some podcasting including this quite unusual interview with Gerry Fialka. I’m told I came across well but from where I was sitting it was a pretty intense tightrope walk and I needed to lie down in a darkened room afterwards.

There was also this lovely chat with Ross from the General Witchfinders podcast in which we discussed Andrew Michael Hurley’s Starve Acre.

The big news is that, out of all of this, I finally have an agent, namely Isobel Dixon at Blake Friedmann, who got in touch after David Collard hosted me at one of his literary salon events. After a few weeks worrying that it was a scam (there’s a lot of it about) I now have a page on their website which has fully, totally convinced me it is real.

Isobel already has the manuscript of a crime novel I’ve been working on for a few years and we’re discussing what to do with my weird fiction, including what I think might be my first novel in the genre.

A sticker that looks like a comic book caption: G-g-ghosts!?

Stickers, painting, Polaroids

I’m bad at having hobbies that are actually hobbies, that I don’t take too seriously, that I don’t fret about. In recent months I’ve been making stickers, having acquired a CriCut machine. I’m doing this because (a) making stickers is fun and (b) they look cool when I put them on the covers of my journals and notebooks. But am I already worrying about how to make more of them, and make them better, and be more original? Regrettably, yes.

I’ve also started learning how to draw/paint in ProCreate on an iPad with an Apple Pencil. The self-portrait on the cover of the zine above was created that way, and I also made this ‘painting’ of Peter Falk as Columbo that’s not half bad. Crucially, I didn’t trace it; I had a photo open as a reference and painted this in separate window, from scratch.

A digital painting of Peter Falk as Columbo asking just one more thing.

This has promise as a hobby because it’s so absorbing and so pointless, although even now I’m thinking about how this means I might be able to create the cover for my next collection of stories.

I’ve also been out with my Polaroid camera taking pictures like this, forcing myself to use the precious film, just for the sake of seeing and connecting with the world in a different way.

A red sports car with its top open.
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FICTION: Passenger X

Do not alight

On 4 September this year, as a result of a door malfunction, Passenger X was able to disembark at a disused ThamesLink platform when the 20:51 from St Pancras to Bedford was briefly held at a signal on the approach to Farringdon. They did so despite the presence of a substantial amount of do-not-alight (DNA) signage. This was observed by the driver and by the control room via CCTV. Passenger X then left via a platform exit that was supposed to be caged off and locked. Subsequent inspection showed that the cage and padlock were both in place. Passenger X did not exit the station at ground level and a thorough search by London Underground staff and British Transport Police has found no trace. A limited description of Passenger X has been circulated along with images extracted from CCTV.

The electric chair

The photograph, taken on an iPhone by a Dutch tourist, on the Victoria Line between Oxford Circus and Green Park, shows a distinct human figure on the other side of the carriage window, in the darkness of the tunnel. The person in the photograph appears to be staring into the carriage, mouth open, hands up and splayed on either side of their pale, rather elongated face. It has been compared to the 1983 Karen Collett photograph which apparently shows somebody being executed in an electric chair in a darkened Bakerloo line tunnel. In both cases, an advertising poster is suspected to be the root of the phenomenon.

Crush zone

On the night of 3 March 1943, 174 people were crushed to death sheltering from an air raid at Bethnal Green tube station. I know this because I read about it, and obsessed over it, as a nervous child. The fluorescent light there is impure, green-tinted, making every passing commuter look like a corpse. We avoid each other’s eyes, coming and going, most of us, so I notice the man who looks directly at me. I see his open mouth and the palms of his hands, which seem to be flattened, as if pressed against an invisible sheet of glass. There is something he wants to say. I want to ask him a question, I’m not sure what question, or why, but I’m pulled along in the crowd and out into the daylight. Someone is smoking weed. A car passes with loud music playing. My phone rings.

Lost and found

Found in an alcove in a southbound Northern Line tunnel between Euston and Warren Street: one rucksack, red; one A5 hardback notebook, partially filled, used as a diary; one fountain pen, cartridge expired; one hand-drawn map comprising 40 sheets of A4 paper taped together, showing the locations of tube stations, main tunnels and service tunnels; one diagram, possibly of an electrical circuit, unlabelled, laminated. British Transport Police and security services aware.

Van Kappelle’s unused tiles

British-based Dutch artist Piet Van Kappelle was commissioned to design tiles for one of the stations in the planned southward extension of the Victoria Line. The designs he submitted to the London Underground design office in March 1973 were rejected and caused Van Kappelle to be removed from the list of approved craftsmen and designers for LU projects. Asked about this several years later, he said he had only followed the brief received in the post. For their part, the LU design team denied having sent Van Kappelle such a brief. The documents he shared to corroborate his story – eight foolscap sheets in a manila envelope sealed with a string toggle of the type then used for LU internal mail – spoke about energy fields, the repelling force of magnets with matching poles, circuits and loops, and so on.

Death Line AKA Raw Meat

I swear to god I’ve never seen that film. I don’t know what you’re talking about. All I know is, I was waiting on the Northern Line – southbound, yeah, right – and I saw someone coming out of the tunnel and onto the platform. Crawling. Kind of… oozing? No, not dirty. Very clean. Totally bald, completely white head. Dressed in a suit, I think, and maybe a black coat. No, they didn’t say anything. Nothing I could hear. I don’t know what happened next. I got out of there. I got a bus. Two hours, the bus took. Two hours!

The banshee scream

Mechanical friction noise has long been a problem on the Jubilee Line as a result of rail corrugation and friction over curves. A long-running joke among London Underground personnel is that it resembles a person screaming, or a chorus of screams. A review of CCTV footage from the weeks preceding the disappearance of Passenger X found numerous instances of the same individual aboard noisy stretches of the Jubilee Line apparently screaming in unison with the train. The CCTV is without audio but the footage was cross-referenced against staff reports and customer complaints, two of which referred to Passenger X as “singing” or “harmonising” with the screech of the rails.

An American Werewolf in London

Yes, I’ve seen it, who hasn’t? It was nothing like that, apart from the escalator. It wasn’t… He wasn’t chasing me. He wanted help. He was lost. But I was going up and he was down at the bottom, lying on the ground, crawling towards the escalator with his hands out. His fingers were long, too long, like those cheap candles you use during a powercut. I told someone up top and they said they’d check it out. Did they check it out? Is he OK?

Inspector Sands

At 20:58 on 11 September maintenance workers accessing the storage area in the tunnel extension south of Brixton reported an electrical blackout followed by an unrecorded, unauthorised and non-standard Inspector Sands announcement. One of them recorded a brief snippet using their phone. The recording backs their collective assertion that the announcement was in the same voice as the usual Inspector Sands fire warning, with a similar audio quality, but the words spoken were something like “Inspector Sands cannot find the exit” or “Inspector Sands cannot reach the exit”. Monitoring has been established but no repetition of the incident has occurred.

Extract from the diary of Passenger X

The escalator is not working which means I have to walk up it, struggling with the deeper than usual steps. I know it isn’t working, I know that when I step off it will just be like reaching the top of a normal staircase. But, still, I feel a lurch, a jolt, and stumble as I transition from one surface to another. In some small way, it feels like a near-death experience. The tube is full of moving parts, and non-moving parts, and tunnels, and closed tunnels, and spaces between the two. They say “mind the gap” but what if that gap is where I need to be?

Flashover

I saw the man again at King’s Cross, on the Piccadilly Line escalator. I’ve always been nervous there, since I was a kid, since the fire, since the evening of 18 November 1987 when 31 people died. I was going down, on my way home; he was coming up. The advertising screens behind him blacked out one by one as he passed and he looked straight at me. I knew the question I wanted to ask this time: Where will it happen, and how do I stop it? But I couldn’t ask it, not with all those people around. He mouthed something I couldn’t understand by lip reading, and I couldn’t hear him, not from behind his wall of glass.

Note from the diary of Passenger X

Stray current… imperfect insulation of running rails… asymmetric distribution of traction current and poor rail-to-ground conditions of traction power supply system… closed metro tunnels… new conductive pathways… accumulation of carbon dust… traction reflux leaking from rail into ground, creating stray current… running rails as current return path… increases leakage current… (Makeyaw et al, Energies)

The ghosts of the Elizabeth Line

Within weeks of its opening, clean and gleaming, ghosts began to appear on Elizabeth Line platforms – smudges of dirt on the white walls behind benches, human shaped, shadows from the grease and dirt of thousands of bodies and thousands of heads. Cleaning was intensified. It didn’t work. Eventually, large decorative vinyl stickers were applied to the walls to conceal the ghosts, and prevent further staining. Mercy Owoyomi, a late night cleaner, swears she has seen one of the ghosts stand up and drift towards the platform edge. She says she’s seen it pass through the glass and be rushed away like smoke in the wind. Mercy only tells this story to her closest friends, in the break room, in a language the supervisor cannot understand. Mercy doesn’t want to be thought mad.

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New Worlds

Don’t let the absence of a flying car in your garage distract you: we are definitely now living in a version of the future out of J.G. Ballard or William Gibson.

Every day I notice a news story that startles or alarms me, that feels like pure cyberpunk, nestled between reports about council bin collections and cabinet reshuffles.

“The first ever IV Drip clinic to appear in the centre of a shopping mall, our Westfield clinic is a must-stop shop when doing a bit of retail therapy. From Vitamin Drips to Instant Vitamin D Testing, Get A Drip Westfield has it all. Book your appointment today!”

Publicity for Get A Drip Limited

This made me think of Michael Moorcock’s habit of opening stories or chapters with startling newspaper clippings that revealed the future apocalypse already underway in the present, or Ballard’s typographic collages. So I began snipping.

“A video has been shared on social media with claims it shows a robotic dog patrolling the grounds of a ‘migrant hotel’. But this is false – while the footage does appear to show a robotic dog, it was filmed in the grounds of a building housing a religious group in Crewe.”

Full Fact, 4 November 2025

It’s not quite Blade Runner but it might be Robot Jox or Bubblegum Crisis.

“Soul ‘musician’ Sienna Rose has made headlines this week as suspicions mount that her music is a product of artificial intelligence… On Spotify, her sound is described as a blend of the ‘elegance of classic soul with vulnerability of modern R&B’, while she is simply referred to as ‘an anonymous neo-soul singer’. Many fans have taken note of the reference to her anonymity, which makes her 2.6million monthly listeners all the more staggering.”

NME, 17 January 2026

In the middle of a video about stationery and everyday tech on YouTube the other day there was a passing shot of two robots kickboxing in a cage; another robot was taking coffee orders at a kiosk. This was (blandly) “cool to see”.

“British police have helped seize a record nine-tonne haul of cocaine from a ‘narco sub’ in the Atlantic Ocean… The mammoth seizure weighed nearly as much as a school bus and the sub was 230 nautical miles from the Azores when it was intercepted… The semi-submersible eventually sank before authorities could take all its cargo, sending 35 of the 300 packages to the bottom of the Atlantic.”

Sky News, 27 January 2026

E-scooters scattered on a pavement.

What the visionaries got wrong, it turns out, was what would go digital. Did anybody bet on cigarettes? Or scooters? Or that neon would be replaced by LEDs?

“A humanoid robot named Edward Warchocki chased away a herd of wild boars in Warsaw, shouting ‘Go away!’ in Polish as the animals fled into the forest, in video footage released on Sunday…”

Reuters, 14 April 2026

My personal moment of future shock came when a delivery robot trundled past me on Gloucester Road in Bristol, weaving between Saturday afternoon drunks and stoners, some of whom chased it and blocked its way.

“Four child-sized humanoid robots take the stage at an arena in eastern Seoul, and as the opening beats of a song by K-pop star G-Dragon begin, they start to dance… Arms swinging, legs stepping in sync, heads bobbing, wigs and baggy clothes swishing, until – mid-performance – one of them seemingly malfunctions and has to be removed from the stage… Welcome to Galaxy Robot Park, a new 16,500 square metre facility in Gangdong district that its creators claim is the world’s first robot theme park.”

The Guardian, 25 May 2026

Chinatown in Bristol with glowing signs and wet pavements.

More often, the shock is that there is no shock. My mum uses the voice-activated computer in her house to remind herself to take the sprouts off the boil.

“[Shania] Collins had enjoyed modest success as a sprinter, with contracts from Puma and Adidas. But by 2024, with her career stalled and earnings shrunk, she retired at 29 to begin a long screening process to follow her parents into working for the [Drug Enforcement Agency]… Then organizers of the Enhanced Games, a controversial sports startup, got in touch last fall with an offer. The organizers were planning a one-day competition of sprinting, swimming and weightlifting in Las Vegas that would not only allow but encourage doping. And it paid the kind of money that might take some athletes years to make — six-figure salaries, on top of prize money of up to $250,000 for event winners and $1 million for a world record.”

NBC News, 26 May 2026

All of this technological advancement, apparently utterly mundane and running in the backgrounds of our lives, is accompanied by a sense of apocalyptic weirdness both in the climate and the culture.

“Meta has quietly embedded face-recognition technology for its smart glasses into an app downloaded to millions of phones… Code discreetly added to Meta’s AI app over multiple updates this year shows that the feature, internally called ‘NameTag’, identifies people captured by the glasses’ camera and, when activated, alerts the wearer when it recognizes someone.”

Wired, 4 June 2026

An advert on the London Underground for ABBA Voyage with the faces of the digital simulations of the members of the band and a quote from Time Out: "A spectacular vision of pop's future."

Blade Runner had its acid rain. We have wildfires taking out suburban housing estates in the English Midlands and heat buckling railway tracks.

“Two arrests have been made during a police operation using drone technology to target anti-social driving… Dorset Police said its operation on 29 May was in direct response to concerns raised by people living in Sandbanks, Poole… A police drone was deployed over the area to give a higher vantage point to spot any offences of poor driving, allowing officers to then intercept motorists on the ground, said Dorset Police.”

BBC, 6 June 2026

My brother, a data scientist, told me yesterday that it is now possible to prompt a large language model (LLM) to produce a three-dimensional digital model which you can then realise with a 3D printer. It’s not quite “Tea, Earl Grey, hot,” but it’s alarmingly close.

“While spending money on video games is not uncommon, EVE Online stands out because players’ assets can be permanently destroyed; their real-world cash outlay gone in seconds… The game’s financial system is so complex that in 2025, a former economist from the Central Bank of Iceland was hired to oversee it… Playing EVE Online can take hundreds of hours. Some see it as a second job, dedicating up to 35 hours per week to their virtual duties on top of their real-world nine-to-fives.”

BBC, 6 June 2026

At work, people send AI bots to attend meetings for them and it’s no more than an annoyance – a question of etiquette. If you’d told me this was possible when I was reading Neuromancer as a teenager in a concrete council house I’d have been awestruck.

“Stranger Than Heaven is an action-adventure game that spans fifty years… On Friday evening… Snoop Dogg took to the stage of Summer Game Fest to confirm Tupac’s involvement in Stranger Than Heaven as Amaru, which was the late rapper’s middle name. ‘The Tupac estate and my son and myself, we work very closely together,’ Snoop explained. ‘So it just made sense to put him in this game, because his likeness and his spirit still lives on. I just felt like it was so connected to what we’re doing.’

NME, 8 June 2026

A red LED sign with the word LEAVES. Above it are some actual leaves that its glow has turned red.

Another moment of future shock was when a former colleague posted on LinkedIn about his first ride in a self-driving taxi in San Francisco. It was a novelty, sure, but mostly just a fun story he could use to liven up his feed. Most people didn’t comment, they just gave it a weak “thumbs up”.

“During mealtimes, Vincent Zhang, a tech worker in Shanghai, has a habit of whipping out his phone to check on his ‘virtual parents’: a middle-aged couple online, armed with an endless stream of warm words for their imaginary child… In one of their most popular videos, the pair coos to the camera. ‘Are you tired from work and study lately? Don’t push yourself too hard. Mum and Dad know that you have endured a lot.’ … In the comments, many call the couple mum and dad, telling them about their lives and asking for birthday blessings.”

BBC, 13 June 2026

There are AI-generated posters in my local pub. My local supermarkets have signs warning shoppers that they’re using facial-recognition technology. It doesn’t feel like science fiction because everything surrounding it is so ordinary: facial recognition scanners; two for one on Doritos; images conjured from a prompt; pool, 50p a game, and roast potatoes on the bar on Sunday afternoon.

“AI-generated photos and videos featuring Russian soldiers have gained popularity on social media since mid-2025. They are most often posted by relatives of Russian servicemen fighting in Ukraine… The quality varies. In some videos, the AI generates figures without limbs or produces grotesquely distorted faces.”

BBC, 14 June 2026

How do you write science fiction in this context? Anything you come up with will seem farfetched, until it actually happens three weeks later and nobody bats an eyelid.

“US President Donald Trump celebrated his 80th and America’s 250th birthday with an Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) event on the White House lawn… Trump and thousands of other mixed martial arts fans watched on as American fighter Justin Gaethje beat Spanish-Georgian opponent Ilia Topuria to win the lightweight championship in the main event.”

BBC, 14 June 2026

When Moorcock and Ballard repurposed contemporary newspaper clippings they were saying, stop, look – can you believe this shit? But does stopping and looking actually help?

“The alt-pop US musician and internet personality Oliver Tree was among six people who died when the helicopter he was travelling in collided with another in Brazil… The 32-year-old had been on a world tour when the crash occurred over Rio de Janeiro on Sunday. One of the helicopters then fell onto the car park of a dealership, setting around 20 vehicles ablaze… With his distinctive bowl haircut, he was known for hits including Life Goes On, Miss You and Alien Boy.”

BBC, 15 June 2026

The human ability to resist stopping, to look away, to adjust to a new reality, absorb changes, and move on, is extremely useful.

“Banks say that criminals are engaging in more sophisticated fraud at greater volume with the use of artificial intelligence (AI)… Criminals have used AI to mimic the voices of celebrities, and even those of the victims’ family and friends, which has enabled them to carry out the crime at a greater scale.”

BBC, 15 June 2026

I’ve often wondered how long it would take me to adapt if I suddenly found myself fifty or a hundred years in the future. I suspect the answer is about 48 hours.

“The Trump administration on Tuesday announced a ban on new foreign-made humanoid robot imports to the US over ‘unacceptable risks’ to America’s national security… The move applies to advanced robots – including humanoid and four-legged machines. Many of them are made in China, which is competing with the US to develop robotics and artificial intelligence (AI).”

BBC, 29 July 2026

Because everyone around you would be totally unfussed by whatever unimaginable technological advances were occurring around them: “That? Huh. I suppose it is a bit odd, now you mention it. Do you want another HobNob?”

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books

Book review: Hookland Fragments Volume One by David Southwell

The Hookland project has existed primarily on social media for more than a decade but now, finally, has manifested in physical form.

In Hookland Fragments Volume One, David Southwell, the creator of Hookland, an imaginary and particularly haunted English county, tells the story of its genesis. In 2012 he explained the concept to a friend, and his intention to post fragments on Twitter. The friend replied, “Dude, just write a fucking book.”

And it is a puzzle to many people that there hasn’t been a Hookland book before 2026 or, indeed, several.

This wisp of a publication, with just over 60 pages, feels like a testing of the water by someone who seems torn between two impulses. On the one hand, justifiable bigheadedness about the depth of his knowledge, the richness of his life experience, and the fact that his creation is beloved by so many. And, on the other, there’s a certain self-deprecating diffidence: What? This old thing? In a book?

If we buy this, read it, and appreciate it, there might be more, as promised by the presence of ‘Volume One’ in the full title. But, for now, these ‘fragments’ offer plenty of nutritional value for minds stimulated by folklore, hauntology, psychogeography, pastiche and mischief.

The meat of the book is a script for a talk given to the London Fortean Society above a pub in London earlier this year. There’s a certain breathlessness in it, capturing the sense of someone with a lot to say and not much time to say it. It’s dense with ideas and stories that will send you to Google or Wikipedia: Cunning Murell; the Southern Television Broadcast Interruption;the disappearing Dolphins of Westcliff-on-Sea; the six naked amnesiacs who turned up wandering in and around Romford between 1920 and 1923…

A key point is that Hookland owes much to the reality of growing up in Essex. In Southwell’s memory it is every bit as infested with the uncanny as the version of the county presented in the podcast Broken Veil.

Another chapter, or article, or essay – I’m not quite sure how to describe them – is a chunk from the A to Z of Hookland with entries on things like ichthyosaurs, Picnic at Hanging Rock and the Soviet cosmonaut Vyachaslav Zudov.

From a certain angle, this might read like yet another entry in the Haunted Generation, Scarred for Life, “‘oo remembers Noseybonk?” school of nostalgic hauntology. Apart from the fact that Southwell’s connection to many of these media artefacts is unusually personal and idiosyncratic, he also goes out of his way in one short article-chapter-essay to explain his lack of enthusiasm for 1970s public information films (PIFs):

I am regularly asked what part such films played in inspiring Hookland. Surprisingly, people don’t like the honest answer: “Less than Jack All.”

As someone from a working class background who experienced poverty as a child, and periods in foster care, Southwell’s perspective is refreshingly free of tweeness or cosiness. His rejection of PIFs as a source of inspiration is partly on the basis that the dangers they warn against might have seemed scary to middle class bureaucrats but were just facts of life to a poor kid growing up on the margins in 1970s Britain.

If a Hookland book, movie, TV show or prestige podcast had emerged a decade ago, would it have worked? Hookland’s power is that it is never complete and presents itself to us only in snippets of obscure, unattainable texts. A glossy mass market Product would probably have sapped the project of its energy and sense of infinite possibility.

Fragments presented in a series of monographs (or zines, I suppose, in 2026 terms) might, in fact, be the perfect format for exploring Hookland.

Perhaps, ideally, with more illustrations and photography, or even examples of the faux-ephemera that Southwell says he always intended to create to help Hookland materialise more fully.

Disclosure: we’ve never met but David did write the foreword to my 2022 collection Municipal Gothic and has been kind enough to recommend my writing to the residents of Hookland from time to time.

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ReadingThinkingDoing

Reading, thinking, doing June 2026: Liminal horror, folk horror, zines

Instead of setting up yet another newsletter every now and then I do this instead: a blog post about what I’ve been reading, thinking and doing.

In the past couple of months, that’s included thinking about liminal horror and folk horror, and making various things including some little zines. More on all of that after this message.

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I think blogs are fundamentally a good thing and I will keep blogging until they shut down the internet for good. I think more people should blog and those with blogs should (time and circumstances permitting) blog more often, even if nobody reads a word of it.

The cover of the Penguin Classics edition of Songs of a Dead Dreamer and Grimscribe by Thomas Ligotti, with a disturbing painting of a glossy lipped corpse man smoking.

What I’ve been reading

I was beginning to feel embarrassed about not having read much by Thomas Ligotti so, last payday, I ordered a bunch of his books. So far, I’ve read the expanded, currently in-print edition of Songs of a Dead Dreamer. This was enough to tell me that, first, he’s a powerful, compelling writer; and, secondly, that he’s not afraid to let things get pretty ripe. Or perhaps a more complimentary description would be ‘baroque’. I’m looking forward to reading more.

For a podcast appearance I’m recording tomorrow evening I read Andrew Michael Hurley’s 2019 novel Starve Acre. It’s annoyingly well written. I’m very sensitive to writers using cliches, or overloading their prose with adverbs, similes and metaphors. Hurley keeps it very clean and when he does launch off into something a little more poetic invariably finds an original way of expressing himself. And despite his literary status he’s also got a pulp fiction writer’s instinct for when to switch to a fresh viewpoint or introduce a twist, so it’s never dull.

In print I enjoyed Farran Smith Nehme’s piece about Marilyn Monroe for Sight & Sound which is also now online:

As we celebrate the centenary of Marilyn Monroe’s birth, let’s start by examining something I’ll call the ‘Marilyn moment’. That’s the one that makes you set aside everything else – and with Marilyn, there is so much else – and laser-focus on what matters: the acting.

Online there was a fantastic double whammy of Moreau Vazh writing about Witchfinder General and its precarious place in the folk horror canon, which inspired Candice Bailey (AKA Rowan Lee) to reflect on genre:

The definition seemed so easy before. Folk horror is when a stranger stumbles into a “quaint” village and discovers horrors at a harvest festival! Folk horror is fundamentally British and pagan! Wait, no, maybe that’s too reductive. Folk horror is when there’s a “Chain,” in which geographical isolation leads to skewed morals and eventually a summoning. Hang on, that definition feels a little tight. How about this? Folk horror can either be the “horror of the folk” (culture) or “horror by the folk” (people). Or, I don’t know, maybe it’s all just vibes. Is Road House folk horror? Is Twin Peaks? Is your mom?

I also enjoyed David Cairns reviewing Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day:

Unfortunately, when you pursue an honourable desire not to repeat the near-perfect film you made, you may find that every change you make to it weakens it.

And Moreau Vazh again, this time reviewing the podcast series Broken Veil:

British culture tolerates whimsy and strangeness as long as it is situated away from London in places like Wales, Scotland, and the West Country but Broken Veil applies the methods of surrealists and fringe theorists to Essex, which is arguably the least magical of all the Home Counties.

A dangling yellow exit sign in a brutalist car park with poor lighting.

What I’ve been thinking

I’ve actually done a pretty good job in the past couple of months of translating what I’ve been thinking into writing, which makes this much easier.

I wrote about the power of lists and the act of curation – giving people enough to help them find something cool and interesting without totally overwhelming them.

Having seen Exit 8 but before I saw Backrooms, I fired off some instinctive ideas and feelings about what ‘liminal horror’ might or might not be:

In liminal horror the space itself is the source of the unease, not the ghosts or monsters that lurk within it. A still image of an empty room can evoke the appropriate sense of unease, partly because it is empty.

I wrote my own review of series 2 of Broken Veil and, on Letterboxd, a longer than usual review of Backrooms, which I loved, even if it frustrated me.

And with my day job hat on, I wrote about designing services for people on low incomes, drawing on my own experience of childhood poverty:

Something I don’t hear talked about enough, or ever, really, is how we might build more inclusive design teams with people who bring fresh lived experience to the table… Culturally, there’s something about taking steps to make sure ‘professional’ is not a euphemism for ‘middle class’. Hire people with accents and imperfect grammar. Hire people who don’t even own a blazer. Hire people who have never been on a skiing holiday and don’t know which fork to use at a formal dinner.

Two tiny zines folded from single sheets of A4: Up Town, with photos of central Bristol in black and white; and You Are Here, with photos of wayfinding information boards that are weirdly liminal and blank.

What I’ve been doing

I’ve been trying to make my brain work in healthier ways lately. How can I force myself to rest and relax instead of trying to be productive all the time? How can I find hobbies that don’t turn into competitive pursuits?

So, I ended up making a couple of Airfix kits, because Lidl was selling ‘starter sets’ for about £7 a pop, including paints and glue and what have you. The Land Rover and Aston Martin DB5 I made are distinctly imperfect but, boy, did they take my mind off my worries. You can’t fret about work when you’re trying to work out how to fit tiny wheels to a tiny axle.

My journaling has also ramped up, with six months’ continuous diary keeping at this point. I don’t want to be a journaling wanker but keeping a notebook with me has stopped me reaching for my phone as often. I’ve also started to find new ways to use my notebooks, such as collecting stickers from lampposts around Bristol.

I’ve continued to mostly watch non-American films, lapsing during last week’s heatwave because I needed air conditioning. On BlueSky I called for recommendations for non-obvious folk horror films, which produced this excellent watchlist, which led me to watch The Vourdalak on the Channel 4 streaming app. It was truly excellent and is one of the films I’ve rated most highly this year.

I’ve been making zines because, again, I’m trying to find hobbies that aren’t screen-based, with low stakes. Last weekend, I went out determined to take some photos that I could turn into a zine. Knowing I was going to be making a zine focused my mind and made me take more and better photos. But knowing that it didn’t really matter also helped me feel more open minded and relaxed about the whole process.

Fake vintage ads: I'll Make Love To You... If you Want me To, by Harrison of England, with a glamorous 1960s couple; Here, There and Everywhere, recruiting for nurses; A Royal Navy recruitment ad with a smiling sailor recalling that in the town where he was born there lived a man who sailed to sea; and JWL selected multivitamins for when you know what it's like to be dead, what it is to be sad.

Last night, while my partner was watching football, I mocked up vintage newspaper advertisements based on songs from Revolver by The Beatles. There was no real point to this activity which is what made it so relaxing and, for the first time in a while, I went into a full-on flow state.

On the writing front, I’ve been revisiting and editing my crime novel The Sleep That Knows No Waking because (breathes into a paper bag, tries to look unfussed) I’ve finally got an agent who read it, thought it was good, and is keen to get it out to potential publishers.

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Fiction Film & TV

FICTION: We Have Always Battled Monsters in This Castle

Lightning drew a blue outline around the spires and towers of the castle on the mountaintop. Captain Rauch, high on his charger, pointed with his cavalry sword.

‘There, Doctor Kleist,’ he rumbled. ‘Do you see?’

Kleist lifted his skeletal features and peered from beneath his brimmed hat. His blue eyes gleamed. He waited a split second and then, as thunder cracked, said with perfect diction: ‘Castle. Grafenstein.’

Both men steadied their horses.

‘Grafenstein,’ repeated Rauch uncertainly, a fine line appearing between his dark eyebrows. ‘Yes, Grafenstein.’

Kleist pressed delicate fingertips to the ornate golden crucifix around his neck and snapped the reins to drive the horse along the strangely flat path into the forest that surrounded the mountain.

Only a few moments later, it seemed, they arrived at the castle gate. Once again Rauch’s natural haughtiness was tempered by confusion.

‘I don’t remember… How…’

He looked back to where the woods should be and saw a nothingness.

Kleist seemed untroubled. He dismounted and tied his horse to a railing. He straightened his heavy woollen frock coat, adjusted the fox fur collar, and clapped his gloved hands.

‘At last, his reign of terror will come to an end and the people of Kronstadt will be free from the malign master of Castle–’

He stopped and stared at the carved coat of arms above the gate. Text in German blackletter read ‘Schloss Krolek’.

‘Castle Krolek.’

Rauch drew alongside, towering above Kleist, and glowered.

‘Count Krolek of Castle Krolek, of course.’

‘Of course.’

As they passed through the gate, Rauch reached out to touch its grey stone and felt it crumble beneath his fingers, scattering white flakes.

They crossed the moat and approached the great door which opened before them like a giant mouth awaiting food. Kleist held up his crucifix and waved a gloved hand at Rauch, urging him to do the same.

As they crossed the threshold, Kleist shuddered and clapped a hand to Rauch’s chest.

‘Did you feel that?’

Rauch nodded.

There had been some strange shift, like a cut in time, though neither man could put the feeling into words.

The entrance hall of the castle was brightly lit and luxuriously decorated. Flames roared in an enormous stone fireplace.

Rauch looked back. Beyond the door where the courtyard and moat had been a moment before, the nothingness had further encroached.

‘Kleist, look!’

Kleist ignored him. He had already begun to stalk the great hall, inspecting its stonework and tapestries with his long fingers. He paused when he reached the fireplace and looked up at the portrait that hung above it. He stepped back and gasped. It was Rauch, crudely painted, in a black cloak and the ceremonial uniform of a Wallachian boyar.

‘You admire the portrait of my ancestor,’ said Rauch from the staircase.

Kleist felt a fluttering in his mind and his eyes misted for a moment. He heard himself say, involuntarily, ‘Count Krolek!’

‘I bid you welcome to my home,’ said Krolek, who was no longer… who had he been? Kleist had already forgotten not only Rauch’s name but also his very existence. Krolek wore a red lined cape and a velvet jacket the colour of dried blood. His voice was low and resonant and there was a combination of hatred and arrogance at odds with the words he spoke.

Kleist reached for the cross at his neck and for the pistol at his side.

‘Do not move, Krolek. This is loaded with silver bullets blessed by the priest at Kronstadt… I mean, at Carslbad – and dressed with Holy Water!’

Krolek’s eyes burned red.

‘You dare to threaten me? I who have commanded armies and now command armies of the dead? I who have in my veins the blood of… of…’

Krolek’s powerful voice faltered. He looked up and became mesmerised by something.

Kleist followed his gaze. There was no ceiling above, only that same blacker-than-night nothingness. Turning slowly Kleist realised that there was also darkness behind him where a castle wall ought to be.

Then, to his left, another wall began to move.

‘What black magic of yours is this, Krolek?’

Another wall slid between Kleist and Krolek, locking with the first, blocking Krolek from sight. Objects shifted around Kleist, whirling and drifting into place, until he was surrounded.

The pistol in his hand had become a scalpel, his coat a surgical apron. His eyebrow arched as he turned the blade to catch the beam of a vivid pink light. He forgot the nothingness for a moment, and forgot he had ever been Kleist. His work with the human brain was too important to be distracted.

Beyond the wall, Rauch-Krolek was lost. When the walls moved, the nothingness surrounded him for a moment and he found himself adrift on the staircase in blank space. He tried ascending the stairs and found himself on a landing with a large stone eagle. On its plinth were carved the words ‘The House of Zarkhov’. The nothingness advanced behind him like a rising tide. He swore in Russian-accented English and bounded up another flight of steps. The eagle confronted him again but this time with the name ‘Pengellis’ carved into its base. Why was he running? Oh, yes, for revenge on Baron Pengellis for what he had done to the girls of the village, including his own sister, while he, Captain Trelawny, was away at sea. Black water, or something like water, lapped at his boots, forcing him up another storey. Again he found the eagle, the very same eagle, with the worst name of all: Frankenstein.

Kleist-Frankenstein leapt at him with a scalpel causing him to drop the feathered policeman’s helmet from the crook of his arm. He clapped a hand to his arm which was now bleeding freely, his blood too vivid and viscous to make sense.

‘You can’t stop me now, Inspector Becker, you must know that.’

He swiped again and caught Rauch-Krolek-Becker’s face. A line of blood appeared at one, as if a child had marked him with school poster paint.

‘My experiments with transplanting multiple human consciousnesses into a single brain are almost complete. No meddling policeman–’

‘Look!’ said Becker.

Frankenstein smiled and kept his eyes fixed on both the tip of his blade and the stiff-backed Saxon police officer.

For a moment, the nothingness swallowed Frankenstein’s lower leg. The smile left his face. When the shadow withdrew like a lapping wave he was weak and confused.

‘We’d better go up another floor,’ said Becker softly.

For the first time, there was complete silence. The music they were used to hearing, that called their names in brass, had ceased.

‘You first,’ said Frankenstein, gesturing with his scalpel, still trying to dominate the situation.

Somewhere on the flight of steps, as his neat elastic-sided boots pressed into deep red carpet, the scalpel became a British Army pistol and Inspector Becker grew a goatee beard.

This time, the Eagle bore the name ‘Corbeau’. Becker was no longer Becker but his old friend Colonel Gautier, scourge of the satanists. When Gautier addressed him by a new name, he was not surprised.

‘Hold fast, Henniker,’ he said, raising a finger to his ear. ‘Hark – the ritual has begun!’

There was a sound, a deep hum, that might have been chanting, Henniker supposed. It seemed to come from a double door before them. The door was white with gilded trim. On either side were statues of Anubis on white plaster columns.

Gautier turned to Henniker and planted his hands on the smaller man’s shoulders.

‘In our many adventures together, we have never come across a villain as dastardly as Corbeau. Are you with me? I should not judge you if you walked back down–’

He stopped. The steps had gone. There was now only a floor with black and white tiles leading to an entrance hall.

‘I mean…’ Gautier shook his head, touched his brow, and found the line. ‘I should not judge you if you walked out of the door and left me to do psychic battle with this rogue alone.’

Henniker shook his head and raised his service pistol.

‘I’m with you, old man, just as I was at the Devil’s Wood in sixteen.’

As they advanced on the door, jaws fixed, they didn’t notice the walls behind them sliding out of place, or the floor falling away as if into space.

Gautier flung open the door and they burst onto a plain, empty, flagstoned terrace. Lichen grew on the slabs. There were cigarette ends scattered about.

There was no ritual, no Corbeau.

Gautier whirled around. The door behind them was an ordinary door set into an ordinary English country house of no particular distinction.

Kleist-Frankenstein-Henniker dropped his scalpel-gun-sword which landed with a tinkle-clunk-clatter and approached the balcony.

Below was a park where a man in a yellow anorak was walking a dog. The red roof of a number sixteen bus passed above the trees.

Wind whipped at Rauch-Krolek-Gautier’s wig which, in broad daylight, looked absurd.

Henniker shivered. He was, after all, a frail old man.

With brotherly care, Gautier guided him back through the door, into the house, where the eagle, the nothingness, and a thousand monsters awaited them.


This story originally appeared in issue 3 of the General Witchfinders Zine in September 2025.

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therapy

Radio Lento and the augmented reality blues

The soundscapes of Radio Lento can turn even the most overwhelming urban landscape into a rural retreat. But is it good for me?

A couple of weeks ago, feeling stressed at work, I took myself around the block for a mid-afternoon walk. It didn’t help because all I could hear was the sound of traffic, which always feels louder and more intense when I’m anxious.

Even in the park the thundering of lorries, whining of boy-racer hatchbacks and throb of the nearby flyover seemed unbearable.

Then I had a bright idea: why not plug in my noise cancelling headphones and choose a better soundtrack? On Tidal I found a 4-minute track called something like ‘English countryside sounds’ and hit play.

The improvement was instant. The sounds I was hearing matched what I saw in front of me – tall yellow grass waving in the wind, mature trees, weeds at full stretch – and as the recorded birds sang, I felt myself uncoil. By the time the track ended, I felt completely reset.

A few days later, after a difficult day, I set out to replicate this effect. This time, instead of random spammy ambient recordings on Tidal, I turned to Radio Lento.

A ‘slow radio’ podcast, it was launched by Hugh Huddy and Madeleine Sugden in 2020 during the pandemic, and now has a catalogue of almost 300 recordings of natural soundscapes.

On this particular after-work walk through the industrial and post-industrial landscape of East Bristol I chose the most recent episode, ‘Sonorous rural woodland before an approaching storm’.

In the park it worked predictably well, fitting this small green world far better than the background racket of jammed commuter traffic just beyond the trees. Again, my shoulders untensed, my breathing slowed, and I felt something like (I think I remember the sensation) happiness.

To my surprise, though, it continued to be effective even when I left the park and found myself on suburban side streets. The chirruping of birds and occasional flypast by a bee (recorded hundreds of miles away, weeks ago) turned a busy inner city neighbourhood into an impossibly tranquil one.

I tried again a few days after that, this time with ‘Dawn in Shelve Wood Shropshire with cuckoo’. In a different park, surrounded by houses and busy roads, I sat on a bench and let myself believe I was somewhere with no traffic at all.

Except that I didn’t quite believe it. It felt something like a lucid dream, or a hallucination, or an out-of-body experience.

Something about how much I liked it also made me uneasy. I was allowing myself to wallow in a fantasy, cutting myself off from reality. That I found it difficult to stop listening and remove my headphones also troubled me. Could this aural perfection be addictive?

It occurred to me that I was indulging in a version of an idea often found in science fiction: the Better Than Life simulation in which it is all too easy to get lost.

In The Matrix it’s all leather coats and high speed chases. It’s visual and visceral. This way of using the very gentle, genteel Radio Lento feels different – but is it?

I found myself thinking particularly of Stanisław Lem’s 1971 novel The Futurological Congress. It depicts a world in which everyone is permanently under the effect of hallucinogenic drugs which make them believe they are living in a functional, futuristic society. But they’re actually living in the dystopian ruins of human civilisation, eating slop in concrete bunkers and imagining it to be fine food in luxurious surroundings. When the protagonist of the novel discovers this reality, he feels bereft. He misses the illusion.

Of course I’m going to keep listening to Radio Lento, and letting the sound of invisible cuckoos drown out the intolerable racket of combustion engines. The immediate, obvious therapeutic benefits are worth a little philosophical fretting after the fact.

The question is, if I had the option of glasses that could make the world even greener and more beautiful, would I also choose to wear those? Maybe, because the thing about being blissfully unaware is, I suppose, is all that lovely bliss.

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Thin Places in Hard Concrete

How to buy Thin Places in Hard Concrete direct from me

If you want to buy the paperback of Thin Places in Hard Concrete directly from me now’s your chance because I’ve got a limited number of copies and I’m all geared up to do the admin.

One copy costs £13 including what for some reason we always refer to as “postage and packing” (P&P).

If you’re interested message me to let me know:

  1. Where you want me to post the book.
  2. If you want it signed.
  3. If you want it dedicated to you or someone else.

And I’ll let you know how to pay me for it.

I also have copies of my earlier collections, Municipal Gothic and Intervals of Darkness. They’re also £13 each including postage and packing.

I’ll apply a discount if you buy two or more books:

  • 1 book = £13 inc. UK postage
  • 2 books = £25 inc. P&P
  • 3 books = £36 inc. P&P

Other ways to buy and read my books

I really, really don’t mind if you buy from Amazon. Unless you need them signed, it’s probably easier for you, and definitely easier for me.

If you’ve got Kindle Unlimited, you can read the eBook for free – or, at least, as part of your subscription. I get paid according to the number of pages you read. This is all totally cool as far as I’m concerned.

Various online booksellers like Hatchard’s also carry the paperback. I get a smaller cut this way but, again, I really don’t mind that at all.

If you really want to read one of my books but you’re too skint to buy a copy, message me and we’ll sort something out.

Or you could ask your local library to get them in, which would also be great for me.

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weird fiction

Broken Veil Series 2 – secrets and lies in haunted Essex

Series 2 of the found footage horror podcast Broken Veil builds and improves on the first season with a focus on the audio uncanny.

Arguably my positive reaction to Broken Veil, verging now on fanboyish, is because this is media made for people exactly like me, by people rather like me.

Creators Joel Morris and Will Maclean are children of the so-called ‘haunted generation’ who seem to have spent their adult lives chasing the thrill of reading The Unexplained magazine, of hearing local legends in the school playground, and catching glimpses of grainy ghost stories on late night TV.

The problem with real life creepy stories is that eventually you run out of good ones. Just look at the hit podcast and TV show Uncanny which, after a dazzling start, has been scraping the barrel for a couple of years now.

Enter Morris and Maclean with a valiant effort to make up some brand new faux genuine eerie mythology. Their efforts are so deft that, at times, I had to pause the podcast and ask myself: wait, is this real? The trick is that they interlace their fabrications with snippets of real and familiar supernatural lore.

They mention the well-known Max Headroom broadcast intrusion. That’s the convincer. Then they introduce their own invented ‘Marconi Intrusion’ which is not. But even knowing this is cleverly camouflaged drama, it took me a while to realise we’d crossed the line from fact into fiction.

In fact, there really was a Marconi intrusion, in 1903, when the magician Nevil Maskelyne interrupted an early radio broadcast. So when the Broken Veil team uses that phrase, something in the recesses of the brain says, “Oh, yes, I’ve heard of that.” Cunning.

One reassuring giveaway that we are listening to drama is that, in many instances, their concoctions are too perfect and perhaps too weird. The description of the Marconi Intrusion from the Broken Veil timeline (outcome) is dense with fantastic, Lovecraftian imagery a million miles from some dickhead in a rubber mask wobbling about in front of a tin shed.

When the real story of the rediscovery of the audio for the legendary Hexham Heads footage is borrowed and applied to an invented local news report from 1979 it performs one of two functions. Either it makes you feel clever for spotting the reference, bringing you in on the joke. Or it triggers that feeling that you’re re-hearing something familiar but half forgotten, and therefore true.

I wonder how many listeners, even those well schooled in British folklore and the paranormal, would correctly identify every truth and every falsehood. Eric Gill did indeed carve 14 stations of the cross for Westminster Cathedral. But is there a memorial to him studded with black stone and inscribed ‘Lapidarius’ beneath station 14? I really haven’t been able to confirm that there is, even though it sounds entirely plausible, and even though Joel Morris stridently declares “This is not bullshit” at that point in the episode.

The emphasis on the early days of radio, electronic voice phenomena (EVPs), lost tapes and broadcasting gives this series a sharper focus than the first. It also, obviously, leans into the podcast medium. Morris’s immersive sound design adds layers of dirt, noise and obfuscation so that the ‘evidence’ in the case is always heard obliquely, through a sort of fog. The two investigators are placed in echoing, noisy spaces – cars, trains, cafes – constantly reinforcing the mundane reality of their adventures.

Broken Veil is also a great example of how nimble independent audio productions can be. Though a year in the making it nonetheless includes what feel like references to the current fascination with liminal horror triggered by the release of the film Backrooms and to a weird news story that went viral back in February.

If I had reservations about the excellent first season they were around the ending which felt hurried and somehow unsatisfying. This time, they really stick the landing, finishing on a suspended note of uncertainty that’s been building throughout the series.

If you think of it as like buying an album, or a Big Finish Doctor Who audio adventure, the price of entry via Patreon is pretty minimal. I’ve certainly got more value from it than I would from a couple of takeaway coffees.

I also find myself wondering about spinoffs. A Haunted Essex Corridor short story anthology, perhaps, inviting various authors into the game. Or a TV adaptation starring Laurence Miller and Chris McNally – ideally with monster of the week episodes to prolong the enjoyment.

The second series of Broken Veil is available via Patreon. The first series is available free wherever you forage for podcasts.