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FICTION: We Have Always Battled Monsters in This Castle

Lightning drew a blue outline around the spires and towers of the castle on the mountaintop. Captain Rauch, high on his charger, pointed with his cavalry sword.

‘There, Doctor Kleist,’ he rumbled. ‘Do you see?’

Kleist lifted his skeletal features and peered from beneath his brimmed hat. His blue eyes gleamed. He waited a split second and then, as thunder cracked, said with perfect diction: ‘Castle. Grafenstein.’

Both men steadied their horses.

‘Grafenstein,’ repeated Rauch uncertainly, a fine line appearing between his dark eyebrows. ‘Yes, Grafenstein.’

Kleist pressed delicate fingertips to the ornate golden crucifix around his neck and snapped the reins to drive the horse along the strangely flat path into the forest that surrounded the mountain.

Only a few moments later, it seemed, they arrived at the castle gate. Once again Rauch’s natural haughtiness was tempered by confusion.

‘I don’t remember… How…’

He looked back to where the woods should be and saw a nothingness.

Kleist seemed untroubled. He dismounted and tied his horse to a railing. He straightened his heavy woollen frock coat, adjusted the fox fur collar, and clapped his gloved hands.

‘At last, his reign of terror will come to an end and the people of Kronstadt will be free from the malign master of Castle–’

He stopped and stared at the carved coat of arms above the gate. Text in German blackletter read ‘Schloss Krolek’.

‘Castle Krolek.’

Rauch drew alongside, towering above Kleist, and glowered.

‘Count Krolek of Castle Krolek, of course.’

‘Of course.’

As they passed through the gate, Rauch reached out to touch its grey stone and felt it crumble beneath his fingers, scattering white flakes.

They crossed the moat and approached the great door which opened before them like a giant mouth awaiting food. Kleist held up his crucifix and waved a gloved hand at Rauch, urging him to do the same.

As they crossed the threshold, Kleist shuddered and clapped a hand to Rauch’s chest.

‘Did you feel that?’

Rauch nodded.

There had been some strange shift, like a cut in time, though neither man could put the feeling into words.

The entrance hall of the castle was brightly lit and luxuriously decorated. Flames roared in an enormous stone fireplace.

Rauch looked back. Beyond the door where the courtyard and moat had been a moment before, the nothingness had further encroached.

‘Kleist, look!’

Kleist ignored him. He had already begun to stalk the great hall, inspecting its stonework and tapestries with his long fingers. He paused when he reached the fireplace and looked up at the portrait that hung above it. He stepped back and gasped. It was Rauch, crudely painted, in a black cloak and the ceremonial uniform of a Wallachian boyar.

‘You admire the portrait of my ancestor,’ said Rauch from the staircase.

Kleist felt a fluttering in his mind and his eyes misted for a moment. He heard himself say, involuntarily, ‘Count Krolek!’

‘I bid you welcome to my home,’ said Krolek, who was no longer… who had he been? Kleist had already forgotten not only Rauch’s name but also his very existence. Krolek wore a red lined cape and a velvet jacket the colour of dried blood. His voice was low and resonant and there was a combination of hatred and arrogance at odds with the words he spoke.

Kleist reached for the cross at his neck and for the pistol at his side.

‘Do not move, Krolek. This is loaded with silver bullets blessed by the priest at Kronstadt… I mean, at Carslbad – and dressed with Holy Water!’

Krolek’s eyes burned red.

‘You dare to threaten me? I who have commanded armies and now command armies of the dead? I who have in my veins the blood of… of…’

Krolek’s powerful voice faltered. He looked up and became mesmerised by something.

Kleist followed his gaze. There was no ceiling above, only that same blacker-than-night nothingness. Turning slowly Kleist realised that there was also darkness behind him where a castle wall ought to be.

Then, to his left, another wall began to move.

‘What black magic of yours is this, Krolek?’

Another wall slid between Kleist and Krolek, locking with the first, blocking Krolek from sight. Objects shifted around Kleist, whirling and drifting into place, until he was surrounded.

The pistol in his hand had become a scalpel, his coat a surgical apron. His eyebrow arched as he turned the blade to catch the beam of a vivid pink light. He forgot the nothingness for a moment, and forgot he had ever been Kleist. His work with the human brain was too important to be distracted.

Beyond the wall, Rauch-Krolek was lost. When the walls moved, the nothingness surrounded him for a moment and he found himself adrift on the staircase in blank space. He tried ascending the stairs and found himself on a landing with a large stone eagle. On its plinth were carved the words ‘The House of Zarkhov’. The nothingness advanced behind him like a rising tide. He swore in Russian-accented English and bounded up another flight of steps. The eagle confronted him again but this time with the name ‘Pengellis’ carved into its base. Why was he running? Oh, yes, for revenge on Baron Pengellis for what he had done to the girls of the village, including his own sister, while he, Captain Trelawny, was away at sea. Black water, or something like water, lapped at his boots, forcing him up another storey. Again he found the eagle, the very same eagle, with the worst name of all: Frankenstein.

Kleist-Frankenstein leapt at him with a scalpel causing him to drop the feathered policeman’s helmet from the crook of his arm. He clapped a hand to his arm which was now bleeding freely, his blood too vivid and viscous to make sense.

‘You can’t stop me now, Inspector Becker, you must know that.’

He swiped again and caught Rauch-Krolek-Becker’s face. A line of blood appeared at one, as if a child had marked him with school poster paint.

‘My experiments with transplanting multiple human consciousnesses into a single brain are almost complete. No meddling policeman–’

‘Look!’ said Becker.

Frankenstein smiled and kept his eyes fixed on both the tip of his blade and the stiff-backed Saxon police officer.

For a moment, the nothingness swallowed Frankenstein’s lower leg. The smile left his face. When the shadow withdrew like a lapping wave he was weak and confused.

‘We’d better go up another floor,’ said Becker softly.

For the first time, there was complete silence. The music they were used to hearing, that called their names in brass, had ceased.

‘You first,’ said Frankenstein, gesturing with his scalpel, still trying to dominate the situation.

Somewhere on the flight of steps, as his neat elastic-sided boots pressed into deep red carpet, the scalpel became a British Army pistol and Inspector Becker grew a goatee beard.

This time, the Eagle bore the name ‘Corbeau’. Becker was no longer Becker but his old friend Colonel Gautier, scourge of the satanists. When Gautier addressed him by a new name, he was not surprised.

‘Hold fast, Henniker,’ he said, raising a finger to his ear. ‘Hark – the ritual has begun!’

There was a sound, a deep hum, that might have been chanting, Henniker supposed. It seemed to come from a double door before them. The door was white with gilded trim. On either side were statues of Anubis on white plaster columns.

Gautier turned to Henniker and planted his hands on the smaller man’s shoulders.

‘In our many adventures together, we have never come across a villain as dastardly as Corbeau. Are you with me? I should not judge you if you walked back down–’

He stopped. The steps had gone. There was now only a floor with black and white tiles leading to an entrance hall.

‘I mean…’ Gautier shook his head, touched his brow, and found the line. ‘I should not judge you if you walked out of the door and left me to do psychic battle with this rogue alone.’

Henniker shook his head and raised his service pistol.

‘I’m with you, old man, just as I was at the Devil’s Wood in sixteen.’

As they advanced on the door, jaws fixed, they didn’t notice the walls behind them sliding out of place, or the floor falling away as if into space.

Gautier flung open the door and they burst onto a plain, empty, flagstoned terrace. Lichen grew on the slabs. There were cigarette ends scattered about.

There was no ritual, no Corbeau.

Gautier whirled around. The door behind them was an ordinary door set into an ordinary English country house of no particular distinction.

Kleist-Frankenstein-Henniker dropped his scalpel-gun-sword which landed with a tinkle-clunk-clatter and approached the balcony.

Below was a park where a man in a yellow anorak was walking a dog. The red roof of a number sixteen bus passed above the trees.

Wind whipped at Rauch-Krolek-Gautier’s wig which, in broad daylight, looked absurd.

Henniker shivered. He was, after all, a frail old man.

With brotherly care, Gautier guided him back through the door, into the house, where the eagle, the nothingness, and a thousand monsters awaited them.


This story originally appeared in issue 3 of the General Witchfinders Zine in September 2025.

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books

Le Fanu’s Carmilla: how loneliness makes us vulnerable to vampires

Sheridan Le Fanu’s Carmilla is a fascinating story. If nothing else it was published in 1872, long before Dracula, and was clearly a huge influence on Bram Stoker.

When the team at the Vampire Videos podcast invited me to join them as their guest on an episode my first challenge was to think of a vampire movie they hadn’t already covered.

Fortunately, I’ve developed a taste for the kinds of films you can only find in the depths of YouTube, which is where I found a 1989 episode of the US anthology series Nightmare Classics based on Carmilla.

It stars Jennifer Tilly as Carmilla and relocates the action from Styria in Eastern Europe to the American Deep South.

You can find out what I think of this adaptation by listening to the podcast.

The cover image for the podcast wit Jennifer Tilly as Carmilla.

Here, though, I wanted to say a few words about Le Fanu’s original story which I suspect many readers of vampire fiction have overlooked for various reasons.

I first read Carmilla as a teenager during the vampire craze of the early 1990s, when kids at my comprehensive school in Somerset – even those who wouldn’t normally be seen dead with a book – were carrying around film tie-in editions of Dracula and Interview With a Vampire.

I read both, and saw both films, and wanted more, so when I was given the chance to choose a book for a school prize, I selected The Penguin Book of Vampire Stories edited by Alan Ryan.

What a treasure trove that book was, and is. I still have the same copy, its pages yellowing, wrapped in ‘protective film’ that is slowly eating it, with a slip on the flyleaf which tells me I won the Phillips Award for Academic Achievement in 1994.

As well as John Polidori’s ‘The Vampyre’ and Stoker’s own ‘Dracula’s Guest’ it contains the complete text of Carmilla, a novella at 70 or so pages.

I sometimes describe myself as Britain’s Most Uptight Man and I was even worse as a teenager. Carmilla, at that time more than 120 years’ old, still had the power to thrill and shock (me, at least). I was astonished by how modern it seemed with an intense sexuality and, specifically, what seemed to me in 1994 to be a clear and unambiguous portrayal of a lesbian relationship:

In silence, slowly we walked down to the drawbridge, where the beautiful landscape opened before us.

“And so you were thinking of the night I came here?” she almost whispered.

“Are you glad I came?”

“Delighted, dear Carmilla,” I answered.

“And you asked for the picture you think like me, to hang in your room,” she murmured with a sigh, as she drew her arm closer about my waist, and let her pretty head sink upon my shoulder. “How romantic you are, Carmilla,” I said. “Whenever you tell me your story, it will be made up chiefly of some one great romance.”

She kissed me silently.

“I am sure, Carmilla, you have been in love; that there is, at this moment, an affair of the heart going on.”

“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”

I’d like to pretend I had a sensitive, sophisticated response to this at the age of 16 but what I probably thought was “I’m confused, help!” and/or “Cor, girls kissing!”

Carmilla, I later learned, was the source for all of Hammer’s “Cor! Girls with their tops off!” vampire movies of the 1970s, their use of the name ‘Karnstein’ being the most obvious giveaway.

The Vampire Lovers from 1972, with Ingrid Pitt as Carmilla, is a fairly close adaptation of Le Fanu’s novella with all the flaws and compromises you might expect for a film of the time.

I don’t want to spoil the podcast but it’s fair to say the 1989 adaptation, though less exploitative, also has its flaws.

It would be great to see an adaptation of this story as lavish and careful as Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula or Robert Eggers’s recent version of Nosferatu.

There are themes in Carmilla that still resonate in 2025, not least the negative power of loneliness.

Laura is utterly isolation in a castle in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by stuffy old men and servants.

It is her desperation for a friend, for any kind of companionship, that makes her so vulnerable to Carmilla’s serial predation. Or, to put it another way, that makes her so ready to be liberated. Which is it?

I see in this uncomfortable tension some interesting echoes of online exploitation and catfishing.

That such contemporary parallels can be drawn is perhaps a sign that Carmilla has depth and value beyond it’s part in the genesis of Dracula, and beyond its undoubted erotic charge.

You can listen to the podcast at vampirevideos.co.uk or wherever you usually get podcasts. The full text of Carmilla is available online at Project Gutenberg and in The Penguin Book of Vampire Stories which you can buy used for buttons.

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photography

PHOTOS: The Phantom Zone

“As with shadows and reflections, so with portraits; they are often believed to contain the soul of the person portrayed. People who hold this belief are naturally loth to have their likenesses taken; for if the portrait is the soul, or at least a vital part of the person portrayed, whoever possesses the portrait will be able to exercise a fatal influence over the original of it.”

James Frazer, The Golden Bough

A poster which has faded and cracked so that the young woman in the image looks as if her head has been opened like a boiled egg.
A close up of a shop fascia which has warped and cracked in the sun so that the woman on the image has blank, black eyes and a distorted, mad smile.
A shop fascia which has cracked and distorted so that the face of a woman can just be discerned in the warped vinyl. She appears to be screaming or crying out.

“One evening I was walking along a path, the city was on one side and the fjord below. I felt tired and ill. I stopped and looked out over the fjord – the sun was setting, and the clouds turning blood red. I sensed a scream passing through nature; it seemed to me that I heard the scream.”

Edvard Munch, diary entry

A ripped, faded poster which appears to show someone singing, only now their eyes are blank and it looks more like they're screaming.
A poster outside a pub which is supposed to show a football fan cheering on his team but his mouth is open wide and fixed in what looks like a cry of terror.
A shop window with a poster of a woman screaming with joy. She has her fingers up to her mouth. Her lips are darkened with lipstick.
A faded, cracked poster with two children closing their eyes and bearing their teeth.

“The eye is the lamp of the body. If your eye is clear, your whole body will be full of light.”

Matthew 6:22

“The eyes are the first thing you have to destroy because they have seen too many bad things.”

Lucio Fulci

A close up of a poster on a bus shelter. Someone has placed two black squares over the eyes of the model blanking them out.
A torn poster. What remains are scraps of a woman's face with mouth, nose, forehead, but no eyes.
An advertisement in in the window of a chemist advertising vaccinations. It says JAB and below is a phot of an old lady who is supposed to be smiling but is actually grimacing. Dots of black spray paint cover her eyes and the paint is running down her face.
A biilboard with a woman in sunglasses shouting with joy. She has hear hands up in front of her face. Protest stickers have been plastered across her face. She looks horrified.
“When a person take his pictures, is there any possibility of some amount of his soul getting trapped in that picture?”

Question on Quora, 2016
A portrait of a man on a poster which has been pasted to a surface with heavy black lines, making it look as if he's imprisoned.
A poster with a woman in profile. It's been torn so that a flap of paper conceals her face rendering it blank and inscrutable.
A torn poster revealing just the snarling red lips of a presumably furious model now trapped in the phantom zone.

These photos were taken between 2019 and 2025, mostly in Bristol, but also in London, Istanbul, and elsewhere.