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Horror Hotels: you can check in but…

Hotels are fundamentally weird places and the sense of unease they prompt is powerful fuel for weird stories.

Even before we consider aspects of the uncanny, and the hotel in weird fiction, the very concept of the hotel is troubling. 

You’re telling me I’m going to a strange town to sleep in a strange room, in a strange house, where someone I don’t know has a master key to my room?

It’s no wonder I barely get a wink of sleep whenever I’m away from home.

I have stayed in some objectively odd hotels over the years. The converted U-Boat factory in Gdańsk, for example, which aimed for industrial minimalism but whose concrete walls throbbed with memories of Nazism.

In Lithuania, one hotel had a display of KGB bugging and recording equipment that had been removed from the walls during its renovation.

Back home in the UK, my mind turns to a genteel bed and breakfast in Gloucestershire that hadn’t been decorated in about forty years. There were faded paintings of Spitfires, Hurricanes and the Queen on every flat vertical surface. In the corner of my room was a small door which I opened to find a cupboard filled with box after box of children’s drawings and schoolbooks from, I’d guess, the nineteen-seventies.

In the Scottish Highlands, there was a would-be boutique hotel whose lobby came with a chaise longue strewn with sinister porcelain dolls, and whose owner had a way of making tourist tips sound like threats: “I’m only trying to help you…”

Chain hotels are no better. In one, my partner and I only discovered there was a connecting door to the next room when its occupant burst in looking for the bathroom. He was almost as terrified as us.

In another we were kept awake all night by local youths roaming the corridors banging on doors and smoking pungent weed.

Bad things do happen in hotel rooms, too – those private spaces for hire where, even if you can no longer sign in as ‘Mr and Mrs Smith’, you are at least free from surveillance or supervision.

For the Brutal Bristol zine I wrote about the history of a brutalist Premier Inn in Bristol, now demolished, which was used by a grooming gang. It was all too easy for people to believe in conspiracy theories around the Elm Guest House. Hoteliers spy on their guests. And sometimes, guests leave corpses behind.

The cover of a hardback book with a ghostly figure passing through a door.
The Hotel by Daisy Johnson

The hotel in weird fiction

I was prompted to think about the hotel in connection with weird fiction by reading Daisy Johnson’s The Hotel. It’s a collection of stories originally written for BBC Radio Four all of which are set in and around the same fenland hotel.

It feels to me as if Johnson was trying to exorcise every single anxiety she’s ever felt while visiting hotels, whether caused directly by the strangeness of the buildings themselves (what’s behind that door?) or the social situations that bring us to them. There’s a particularly effective pair of stories about a hen party in which an actual monster is less scary than the cruelty of old friends.

Critics have rightly noted a connection between Johnson’s creation and The Overlook Hotel from Stephen King’s The Shining, via Stanley Kubrick’s 1980 film adaptation of that novel.

The Overlook is a brilliant creation, and of the best haunted houses in fiction, alongside Shirley Jackson’s Hill House. Here’s my favourite line from the book:

It was empty and silent, the only sound that curious subaural echo that seems to linger in all large rooms, from the largest cathedral to the smallest home-town bingo parlour.

Hotels are bigger than our houses, and often as big as palaces. There might be hundreds of other guests, or none. We can easily find ourselves alone on seemingly endless corridors, lined with endless doors. King, and Kubrick, mine these in-between spaces for all they’re worth.

A handcrafted photo manipulation duplicating a hotel corridor into infinity.

Neither the Overlook nor Daisy Johnson’s hotel are especially old buildings but both have managed to accumulate many ghosts in their short lives. A private house might have, say, twenty occupants in a hundred years, whereas even a small hotel could have that many people pass through in a single weekend. Many lives are overlaid there.

In Joanna Hogg’s film 2022 film The Eternal Daughter Tilda Swinton plays a woman staying at a country hotel out of season, surrounded by dense fog. She is accompanied by her elderly mother, also played by Swinton. It’s an unsettling, confusing film, which plays with ideas of time and memory – and what are ghosts if they’re not memories? We might visit the same hotel every year, or years apart, and feel that we’re picking up where we left off, stepping into another life, or other timestream.

Another feature of The Overlook as presented in the film of The Shining is that, like Hill House, it does not make sense as a coherent space. There are many analyses of the layout of The Overlook online, some treating these problems as ‘goofs’ or continuity errors, others acknowledging that they might contribute to our unease.

This gives us a link to the traditional English ghost story which was often quite capable of high weirdness.

In his tale ‘Number 13’ M.R. James gives us a hotel room that shrinks and expands as an impossible room next door appears and disappears during the night:

He started to go down to breakfast. Rather late, but Number 13 was later: here were his boots still outside his door—a gentleman’s boots. So then Number 13 was a man, not a woman. Just then he caught sight of the number on the door. It was 14. He thought he must have passed Number 13 without noticing it. Three stupid mistakes in twelve hours were too much for a methodical, accurate-minded man, so he turned back to make sure. The next number to 14 was number 12, his own room. There was no Number 13 at all.

A welcome you’ll never forget

We’re supposed to feel welcome in hotels; the industry is called ‘hospitality’. But in horror or weird fiction, they can be either cold, or positively hostile.

The Bates Motel from Robert Bloch’s Psycho, filmed by Alfred Hitchcock in 1960, is a famous example of a hotel that lures in guests, then devours them. There are peep holes, so no privacy, and the doors do not keep predators out of the rooms. The chambers of the Bates Motel are very unsafe spaces.

A broken neon sign that once read HOTEL but now has only two letters, O and T, remaining.

Robert Aickman’s 1975 story ‘The Hospice’ is about a travelling salesman who gets lost on country roads and checks into a country hotel. The events that occur during the course of his stay follow nightmare logic – and are, in fact, very much like some of my own recurring nightmares. He wants to leave, but can’t, with various obstacles placed in his way.

Are the guests there against their wills? Are some of them ghosts? Has there been a murder?

Aickman’s technique here, as usual, is to leave us asking questions, and to withhold answers.

His story also makes me wonder about the overlap between hotels and other bed-and-board institutions – hospitals, care homes, mental health care facilities, halfway houses, and prisons. 

In 2025, of course, they also perform the role of refugee asylum facilities. They weren’t designed for this, and their guests are not on holiday. But that doesn’t stop mobs assailing them from outside, turning the hotel into a trap.

Hotels in my stories

I could easily write a hundred stories about hotels. As set out above, I often find discomfiting – even the most benign examples.

Why do Premier Inns have those weird purple-tinted Lovecraftian landscape prints on their walls? Who left that handwritten love letter in the drawer? What do the Gideons know that I don’t?

In practice, I restrain myself, and it’s only ‘Alice Li is Snowed Under’ in my collection Municipal Gothic that really explores this setting. It was inspired by the many years I spent doing too much travelling for work.

As I was, Alice is an earnest twentysomething trying to make a career in the Civil Service and, like me, she is an introvert who welcomes the loneliness of hotels – up to a point.

When the hotel becomes snowed in, she is forced to stop working, and to be alone with her own thoughts, and with a visitation that makes her confront an unresolved question. The blank, bland offers nowhere to hide.

There is also, however, a strange old country hotel in my retro folk horror story ‘The Night of the Fox’ and a truly horrible one-star dosshouse in ‘The Horns in the Earth’. Both are in my other collection Intervals of Darkness.

There’s also another story I’m working on inspired by a stay at a chain hotel in central London the night before an early train. There, I was kept awake by the sound of drilling during the night, which the manager insisted was not happening.

When all you want is to sleep, a malevolent hotel that insists on preventing that from happening is pretty close to the ultimate horror.

A quote from Verity Holloway: "Impressively eerie and packed with shocks... moments of powerful poignancy and startling strangeness. You'll want to linger over these stories." Next to it is the cover of Intervals of Darkness with a black background and red details. The illustration is of a person casting a long shadow. Nearby is another shadow suggesting a lurking but hidden figure.
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FICTION: Mothership

Penny does not expect to hear the roar of an invisible dragon on the path on the edge of a potato field. It takes a moment for her to think to look up.

The hot air balloon passing above her head is too low and too large. Its white sphere stands out sharply against dense black clouds.

Should it even be in the air on a day like this, with a gale blowing up and rain beginning to spot the cracked soil? Penny misjudged the weather for her walk but is dressed for it in waterproof trousers and hooded jacket. Perhaps the pilot of the balloon also misread or ignored the weather forecast. Or has a deathwish.

The wicker basket beneath the balloon is only a few metres above her head. She stops and waits for it to go by, and to progress beyond the line of red-studded bramble bushes ahead. She knows very little about balloons but understands that they have little control over their direction, being at the mercy of layers of wind at different altitudes. She hopes this one, this colossal pearlescent object, will avoid the fourteenth century tower of St. Leonard’s Church which lies a mile or so ahead.

As the balloon moves ahead she expects to see its pilot come into view above the edge of the basket. This does not happen, though someone must be there to trigger the burner, which turns the pearl orange for a second. The balloon does not rise.

In fact, even as the wind whips at the synthetic fabric of her waterproofs and pulls strands of her dark hair across her face, the balloon seems to slow. Then it stops altogether, fixing itself in the air, as if a pause button has been pressed. The hawthornes to Penny’s left are shaken by the growing gale and lurch forward. A torn cement sack tumbles across the field to her right, a tangle of white, brown and blue. But the balloon does not move, at least not forward, because, yes, like an elevator, it is descending gently.

The basket rolls slightly on contact with the pale brown earth, rights itself, settles flat. The structure of the balloon sits solidly, neither sagging nor swaying.

Penny takes a few steps and calls out in her high, nasal voice: ‘Hello? Is everything okay? Do you need help?’ She can barely hear herself and knows that her words have been lost.

The balloon waits.

Rain comes harder, tearing across her rucksack and back. She moves instinctively towards the balloon hoping it might offer shelter, skipping awkwardly over ruts in the ground, stumbling in her sturdy boots.

Close by, the balloon has the bulk of an office block. Its perfect white shell throws out a soft internal light, as if the sun itself has fallen, weakened, from the sky.

The burner exhales flame and it sounds like a weary sigh, or an exhortation. Penny is overcome with a sense that to ignore it would be rude, or hostile. The rain lashes her forward as she hurries to the basket, throws her rucksack over the worn leather of the rim, and climbs in after it.

The basket is empty. There is no pilot, no flask of hot tea, no warm blanket. Here, though, the wind is diminished, and the rain cannot reach. She feels like a child in the arms of a great mother.

Flames rise above her head. Mother sighs. The balloon begins to rise.

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FICTION: Do Not Eat

Do you get the urge or is it just me? You’re walking along and you see a half-eaten sandwich lying on the ground, covered with bits of grit and crawling with ants, and you think: I want to eat that.

You don’t, obviously. But you think it.

Like how you consider throwing your wallet into the river every time you cross the bridge in town. Or feel your hand edging towards the emergency brake on the train during your commute, specifically because there’s a sign telling you not to. That’s exactly what it’s like when you see a plastic glass half full of cola sitting on a wall and you think, I want to drink that, and eat the chunks that are floating in it, whatever they are. Do you really never get that? Really? I do. All the time.

You don’t do it, as I say, obviously you don’t do it, but it’s touch and go sometimes. When nobody’s looking, when you’ve had a really bad day and everything’s turned to absolute shit, you think, if I eat something I’ll feel better. And if you’re going to eat something, why not that scoop of ice cream that’s been dropped on the pavement and is still mostly solid, even though it’s sent out sticky brown runners towards the gutter? Imagine just scooping it up in your fingers and sticking it in your mouth in one neat move. If you get it right you could leave behind the bit that’s been in contact with the pavement and just get the good stuff that’s probably hardly even been licked. You get so you don’t mind a bit of lick, anyway. People snog strangers all the time – how is a bit of lick on an ice cream any different?

It started when I was a washer-up in a chain restaurant as a teenager. The stuff that used to come back uneaten! Chicken nuggets from the kids’ meals, they’re the ones that tempt you the most, and cakes. Imagine throwing away good food like that and then going home to an economy burger, oven chips, and frozen peas. So, yes, you do eat the odd bit here and there, when they look fairly clean and intact. Nobody notices and nobody cares. It’s like a little bonus, a little treat, and all for free.

One particularly bad shift, though, when the manager had been snippy with me, and I knew it wouldn’t be much better at home, I confess that I did once give myself an extra treat and eat some gristle left over from a steak. It had been chewed and spat out. I chewed it again myself, like gum, while I used the extendable hose to rinse gravy from a pile of plates. You chew and chew and eventually it softens up. That’s why people chew gum, because it’s calming and meditative.

Licking ketchup and melted cheese from the insider of a discarded burger wrapper, that’s another good one. It’s like you’ve eaten the burger without having eaten the burger. Sometimes, when the wrapper’s been out all night, blowing round the retail park car park, it’ll have picked up crunchy bits of glass or splinters of wood. You clear the paper with your tongue and it leaves you feeling clean, too, like you’ve groomed the dirt off your own body.

Nobody eats the salad from a kebab, have you noticed that? On Saturday and Sunday mornings you can pick up all sorts: trampled iceberg lettuce salad, pickled chilli peppers, pitta breads soaked with grease and garlic sauce where the bread has become like a sponge in the morning dew. Get your five a day.

A bit of mold doesn’t even do any harm. You eat blue cheese, don’t you? They say it’s good for you to put bacteria into your gut. There was a whole bag of shopping once, hanging on a railing. A pack of pittas gone blue all over, a cucumber rotten in its plastic sleeve. You can slurp that like an ice pop. You can’t just leave it hanging there. You can’t just walk past, letting good food go to waste, even if it does leave you feeling too full to move. Beats feeling empty inside, that’s what I say.

Or what about those full plastic bottles you find in the gutter? It might be apple juice or beer, it might not, but waste not want not. You’ve got to scratch the itch sometimes, you’ve got to give into the urge.

Some people take roadkill home and cook it. They have freezers full of the stuff. I say, why go to all that bother? The good stuff is like jerky, dried naturally in the sun, seasoned with engine oil and brake fluid. Does your mouth water when you smell petrol? Mine does. Chicken wings, too – it’s like eating chicken wings. Lots of little bones to chew the tough meat from. You really feel as if you’ve earned your meal.

When people feed good bread to the ducks, that breaks my heart. There’s kids starving and they’re throwing bread into the pond in the park – are you serious? It’s not even good for ducks to eat bread, is it? If you have a small net, it’s easy enough to fish the bread out out, or you can just use your hands. The texture is like nothing else. Municipal caviar, I call it.

Dregs from drinks cans, too. Lots of variety, a little dribble of lots of different things, cider or Fanta or whatever, and you can always spit out the cig ends and the insects.

I like a mystery, a blind taste test. You don’t always know what’s in a holdall you find dumped on a verge, do you? There’s no way to be sure if it’s been there a while. You just have to get stuck in and enjoy it for what it is, all of it, pounds and pounds of raw, sweating meat. Almost enough to fill the infinite empty space inside you – not quite, but almost. The only problem is that sometimes you worry you might have helped to dispose of evidence, when they start talking about that holdall on the news, but how are you to know?

I find there’s really no need to go home at all these days, or to go to work, not when you can eat three square meals a day out and about for free. You just need to have a good eye and a strong stomach. And your stomach gets stronger, too, the more you do it. What’s at home, anyway? Much better to be in the fresh air, enjoying all of nature’s bounty.

Oh, see there, under the brambles – a yoghurt pot that looks to be, yes it is, almost half full. Now, don’t you get the urge to eat that? Don’t you? Is it just me?


A quote from Verity Holloway: "Impressively eerie and packed with shocks... moments of powerful poignancy and startling strangeness. You'll want to linger over these stories." Next to it is the cover of Intervals of Darkness with a black background and red details. The illustration is of a person casting a long shadow. Nearby is another shadow suggesting a lurking but hidden figure.

If you enjoyed ‘Do Not Eat’ check out Intervals of Darkness, my most recent collection of weird stories, which is available as an eBook and paperback.

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Broken Veil: indescribable horrors gently whispered in your ear

The six-part podcast series Broken Veil, created and presented by Joel Morris and Will Maclean, exploits the inherent ‘truthiness’ of the podcast format to chill its audience.

When the first episode landed a few weeks ago I wasn’t sure if it was an attempt to jump on the Uncanny bandwagon by telling a supposedly true ghost story, or a clever fiction.

    I suspected the latter thanks to the involvement of Maclean, best known for his 2020 novel The Apparition Phase. It didn’t take long to spot tells which confirmed that, yes, this was a drama – albeit one that felt, at times, uncomfortably real.

    Those tells? Acting as if you’re not acting is difficult, for one thing. Broken Veil is cleverly directed to minimise this problem with actors apparently briefed on the story they need to tell and encouraged to improvise around a loose script.

    Conversations recorded on noisy microphones, in noisy cafes, in open spaces, or in moving vehicles, also dragged it a touch closer to verisimilitude.

    I’ve listened to a lot of audio drama that feels like stage school kids in sound-proofed studios, over-egging their performances, and slurping their tea too aggressively, too near the microphone. Broken Veil felt light years ahead of that. But still not completely, seamlessly, perfectly convincing, even if it got very near.

    Despite deciding that it was fiction, there continued to be moments when I doubted myself. Perhaps it was more complex than I’d realised. Perhaps some of the incidents described were real, and only some were fictional, or fictionalised.

    The spooky, moody, Scandi-noir score was another tick in the ‘feels real’ column. This is how true crime and supernatural podcasts tend to sound.

    Another was the way episodes were edited to finish on revelations and cliffhangers. Co-creator Morris is an expert in understanding and documenting the patterns and structures behind stories, and comedy, and he applies that expertise here to apply the unwritten rules of of non-fiction podcasting.

    Just as real non-fiction podcasts tend to do, it also went off on tangents, and gave over whole episodes to what felt like ‘side quests’. Each made the story feel more complex and more confusing, in pleasing ways. When the real actress Gabrielle Glaister (Bob from Blackadder) turned up playing herself it worked both as a standalone story and as a ‘convincer’.

    Horror, or weird fiction, often thrives in that space between truth and fantasy. To paraphrase Fox Mulder from The X-Files (a reference point for Broken Veil) “We want to believe.”

    Like Morris and Maclean, I’m of the generation that saw Ghostwatch air live on the BBC in 1992. It was clearly labelled as a drama, with an on-screen writing credit for Stephen Volk. But it employed non-actors like Sarah Greene and Michael Parkinson, and the look and feel of live TV, to play with the audience’s perceptions of reality.

    Other touchpoints in a similar vein are Alternative 3, a 1977 mockumentary which was originally scheduled for 1 April but actually aired much later in the year, and so fooled many viewers; and The Blair Witch Project, which triggered the found footage movie boom of the early 21st century.

    Throughout Broken Veil’s short arc the hosts frequently invoke cultural references like these, along with myths and legends of the paranormal that a certain type of British child has latched onto and absorbed for decades.

    The Philadelphia Experiment gets a mention, for example, as does Matthew Hopkins, the Witchfinder General, and the ‘backrooms’ internet meme.

    All of these are shortcuts to the mood the creators want to create: paranoid, hauntological, psychogeographical – layers of muddled meaning on worn-out, overdubbed tape.

    As with many weird stories, the opening is the strongest section. It’s when the sense of reality is strongest and the story being told feels most plausible. A challenge for creators of weird fiction is that setting up a mystery is fun, and it’s what people enjoy. They think they want a solution but no explanation you can provide will be as pleasurable as drifting, bewildered, in the unknown.

    If there’s a problem with Broken Veil, it’s the pacing. Though it’s been a success, at least in terms of podcast charts and critical commentary, it was a side project for two busy creatives, and that shows in its brief run, and hurried denouement.

    The final episode in particular felt like several weeks’ worth of content crammed together into too small a space. And of course the opaque solution half provided wasn’t wholly satisfactory – how could it be?

    I would have been quite happy to listen to a longer, slower version of this podcast that revealed small nuggets of information over months. And I wouldn’t have minded had it never resolved.

    Just being in this world, with two softly-spoken, slightly geeky hosts murmuring strange stories to each other, was pleasure enough.

    Broken Veil is available through all the usual podcast services.