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Le Fanu’s Carmilla: how loneliness makes us vulnerable to vampires

Sheridan Le Fanu’s Carmilla is a fascinating story. If nothing else it was published in 1872, long before Dracula, and was clearly a huge influence on Bram Stoker.

When the team at the Vampire Videos podcast invited me to join them as their guest on an episode my first challenge was to think of a vampire movie they hadn’t already covered.

Fortunately, I’ve developed a taste for the kinds of films you can only find in the depths of YouTube, which is where I found a 1989 episode of the US anthology series Nightmare Classics based on Carmilla.

It stars Jennifer Tilly as Carmilla and relocates the action from Styria in Eastern Europe to the American Deep South.

You can find out what I think of this adaptation by listening to the podcast.

The cover image for the podcast wit Jennifer Tilly as Carmilla.

Here, though, I wanted to say a few words about Le Fanu’s original story which I suspect many readers of vampire fiction have overlooked for various reasons.

I first read Carmilla as a teenager during the vampire craze of the early 1990s, when kids at my comprehensive school in Somerset – even those who wouldn’t normally be seen dead with a book – were carrying around film tie-in editions of Dracula and Interview With a Vampire.

I read both, and saw both films, and wanted more, so when I was given the chance to choose a book for a school prize, I selected The Penguin Book of Vampire Stories edited by Alan Ryan.

What a treasure trove that book was, and is. I still have the same copy, its pages yellowing, wrapped in ‘protective film’ that is slowly eating it, with a slip on the flyleaf which tells me I won the Phillips Award for Academic Achievement in 1994.

As well as John Polidori’s ‘The Vampyre’ and Stoker’s own ‘Dracula’s Guest’ it contains the complete text of Carmilla, a novella at 70 or so pages.

I sometimes describe myself as Britain’s Most Uptight Man and I was even worse as a teenager. Carmilla, at that time more than 120 years’ old, still had the power to thrill and shock (me, at least). I was astonished by how modern it seemed with an intense sexuality and, specifically, what seemed to me in 1994 to be a clear and unambiguous portrayal of a lesbian relationship:

In silence, slowly we walked down to the drawbridge, where the beautiful landscape opened before us.

“And so you were thinking of the night I came here?” she almost whispered.

“Are you glad I came?”

“Delighted, dear Carmilla,” I answered.

“And you asked for the picture you think like me, to hang in your room,” she murmured with a sigh, as she drew her arm closer about my waist, and let her pretty head sink upon my shoulder. “How romantic you are, Carmilla,” I said. “Whenever you tell me your story, it will be made up chiefly of some one great romance.”

She kissed me silently.

“I am sure, Carmilla, you have been in love; that there is, at this moment, an affair of the heart going on.”

“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”

I’d like to pretend I had a sensitive, sophisticated response to this at the age of 16 but what I probably thought was “I’m confused, help!” and/or “Cor, girls kissing!”

Carmilla, I later learned, was the source for all of Hammer’s “Cor! Girls with their tops off!” vampire movies of the 1970s, their use of the name ‘Karnstein’ being the most obvious giveaway.

The Vampire Lovers from 1972, with Ingrid Pitt as Carmilla, is a fairly close adaptation of Le Fanu’s novella with all the flaws and compromises you might expect for a film of the time.

I don’t want to spoil the podcast but it’s fair to say the 1989 adaptation, though less exploitative, also has its flaws.

It would be great to see an adaptation of this story as lavish and careful as Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula or Robert Eggers’s recent version of Nosferatu.

There are themes in Carmilla that still resonate in 2025, not least the negative power of loneliness.

Laura is utterly isolation in a castle in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by stuffy old men and servants.

It is her desperation for a friend, for any kind of companionship, that makes her so vulnerable to Carmilla’s serial predation. Or, to put it another way, that makes her so ready to be liberated. Which is it?

I see in this uncomfortable tension some interesting echoes of online exploitation and catfishing.

That such contemporary parallels can be drawn is perhaps a sign that Carmilla has depth and value beyond it’s part in the genesis of Dracula, and beyond its undoubted erotic charge.

You can listen to the podcast at vampirevideos.co.uk or wherever you usually get podcasts. The full text of Carmilla is available online at Project Gutenberg and in The Penguin Book of Vampire Stories which you can buy used for buttons.

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A rare chance to buy books direct from me

I’ve got a limited supply of paperback copies of both Municipal Gothic and Intervals of Darkness ready to ship to anyone in the UK who wants to buy one.

They’re £13 each including delivery in the UK, or you can get both for £25.

They’ve each got a selection of weird stories and ghost stories, with Intervals of Darkness being the more recent of the two collections.

“Impressively eerie and packed with shocks, Intervals of Darkness ushers the reader through 1970s grime and Gothic opulence, with moments of powerful poignancy and startling strangeness. You’ll want to linger over these stories.” – Verity Holloway

“Housing estates, factories, tower blocks and caravans, nowhere is safe from Ray Newman’s dark imagination. Existing somewhere between Robert Aickman and JG Ballard, these blackly funny tales are sure to chill you, no matter how high you turn the central heating. It’s every bit the equal of Municipal Gothic, and if anything it’s darker and stranger.” – John Grindrod

Contact me to sort out payment and delivery, and to let me know if you want the books signed or dedicated.

If we’re already connected, you probably know how to reach me, but otherwise…

If you’d rather buy from Amazon, that’s also fine. I get about the same cut and I don’t have to wrangle padded envelopes or schlep to the post box.

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Story-by-story: Second Homes

I lived in Penzance in Cornwall for six years, including several stormy, boarded-up off-seasons. This story is about how that felt – and about the distinctly haunted landscape.

I used to observe the coming and going of people throughout the year, and the rhythms of the tourist industry. Repainting and repointing in the run up to Easter. And the general air of exhaustion in early autumn.

I was especially struck by how silent Mousehole seemed in the gaps between holidays, when the second homes and rental properties were empty.

(See also: Bait, dir. Mark Jenkin, 2019.)

On Scilly, in Marazion, and in various other places, I’d pick up interesting details about how things worked – like the chip shop owners who shut for the winter and disappeared to Florida.

Another influence, though not directly referenced, was the Solomon Browne disaster of 1981. When the Penlee lifeboat went out in a storm to save crew and passengers aboard the MV Union Star. Sixteen people died including eight lifeboatmen from Mousehole.

This tragedy suffused the village and the area. The old lifeboat house was a permanent memorial on the coast path and The Ship Inn has a plaque and photographs of the lifeboat crew. Children and relatives of crew members still live in the area.

This sadness offers a strange contrast to the Instagram-friendly lifestyles of people from ‘up country’ who only come down when there’s a reasonable chance the sun will be out.

I can’t claim to have totally sussed Cornwall in six years. I doubt you could do that in four centuries. But I learned enough to tell this small story.

A note on ‘granfer’

A couple of stories in this collection use the West Country word ‘granfer’ – that is, grandfather.

I’ve heard it used naturally and without affectation in both Cornwall and Bristol, hundreds of miles apart.

I like it because it adds a bit of regional texture without doing the impenetrable Jarge Balsh thing.

In another story, however, I have ‘gramps’. One reason for that is that, as a kid in Somerset, I heard it used quite frequently – but never ‘granfer’.

The other quite weird reason for ‘gramps’ over ‘granfer’ I’ll reveal in a later post in this series.

A quote from Verity Holloway: "Impressively eerie and packed with shocks... moments of powerful poignancy and startling strangeness. You'll want to linger over these stories." Next to it is the cover of Intervals of Darkness with a black background and red details. The illustration is of a person casting a long shadow. Nearby is another shadow suggesting a lurking but hidden figure.

Intervals of Darkness will be published on 7 September. You can pre-order the eBook now.

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Story-by-story: British Chemicals

The third story in Intervals of Darkness draws on research I did for an article published in Fortean Times a few years ago about a haunted factory.

My dad worked at the factory in question and we often talked about what might have made it feel spooky.

Point: the land was ancient, with old ghosts.

Counterpoint: everyone was exhausted and off their tits on chemical fumes.

This story, which Rowan Lee has suggested recalls the work of Nigel Kneale, is an attempt to explore that line between rational explanation and genuine supernatural experiences.

I also had in mind Danny Robins’s radio and TV series Uncanny which, especially in more recent episodes, has included ‘cases’ which seem less than convincing.

I asked myself in what context an account of a haunting might seem truly beyond doubt.

Perhaps being shared in private, behind closed doors, by someone who definitely isn’t seeking attention – and who has a strong commercial incentive not to have seen a ghost – might be convincing.

Working on this story on and off for the past couple of years I quizzed Dad to harvest convincing details.

Those were added to the stories I’ve been hearing for years about life working at British Cellophane, and other factories.

I also drew on my own teenage experiences of factory work, including the time I accidentally got high on solvents while cleaning a protective suit and floated across the shop floor giggling, unable to feel my legs.

Hints of worldbuilding?

The story takes place in a post-war new town called Newhamstead. That name also crops up 

in another quite different story in Intervals of Darkness, ‘The Night of the Fox’.

I’ve always loved the way H.P. Lovecraft and his literary circle casually reused the names of places, characters, forbidden tomes, and monstrous entities.

That there’s no particular coherence in the way they are applied (despite later attempts by nerds to tidy things up) only adds to the sense of intrigue.

See also: those throwaway references in Star Wars to the Kessel Run and the Clone Wars.

So, I don’t know if the Newhamstead in these stories is the same place, exactly, or if this will one day add up to a ‘cycle’, but I couldn’t resist the deliberate internal reference.

A quote from Rowan Lee: "Newman returns to haunted Britain with fourteen more wonderful stories... Fans of folk horror and weird fiction find a lot to love..." Next to it is the cover of Intervals of Darkness with a black background an illustration, in red, of a person casting a long shadow as they emerge from a doorway. Another shadow is nearby, implying the presence of a second, unseen person.

Intervals of Darkness will be published on 7 September. You can pre-order the eBook now.

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Story-by-story: Men Who Live in Caravans

The second story in Intervals of Darkness is unusual in that it’s not overtly supernatural – but it could have been, with a couple of tweaks, and is certainly, I think, weird.

It’s also one of the most personal, close-to-the-bone things I’ve ever written. In the sense that I sort of hoped my family wouldn’t read it.

It’s about a man who lives in a caravan on farmland, scraping a living with shift work.

This could describe more than one of my own late relatives, several people my parents have known over the years, and several people I’ve encountered in pubs up and down the West Country.

The specific trigger – the thing that put it on my to-write list – was a particular caravan in a particular field. It was overgrown, tangled among branches, and green with moss. And yet there were signs that someone was living in it.

(That’s it above.)

I stared at it for a long time, took a photograph or two. Then I thought about an uncle who died in a caravan in the corner of a field, and was discovered by my dad when he went round with his regular care package one weekend.

With a few wrong turns, that could have been Dad, too. Or me.

But, fretting about class, I tied myself in knots over this for a while.

Did I have the right to tell this story?

Was it inherently snobbish or sneering?

Eventually, I had a word with myself. Who else was going to write it if not me? And if I wrote it plainly, sincerely, honestly, I’d be using my small amount of privilege in a useful way.

Still, at first, I wanted to do what I usually do and hide behind the safety of a spooky story. An early draft ended, predictably, with more overtly supernatural events.

But, as with a story not in this collection, ‘The Architects’, I pulled back and let weirdness be a seasoning, rather than the sauce.

Writing it was an emotional experience. I had to stop several times, overcome with feeling, and even pushed to tears.

The feedback I’ve had since it was published at Minor Literatures suggests that people took the story as intended.

A drainage channel alongside a narrow country lane. There are reeds at its banks and algae on its surface. The landscape is flat.
The Mark Yeo at Rooksbridge in Somerset.

On ‘reens’

The word ‘reens’ crops up quite often in my stories. That’s because I grew up in Somerset which is sliced all across with reens, or rhynes.

They’re drainage ditches – a human intervention in the landscape.

One near my parents’ house, the Mark Yeo, was created in the 13th century.

I find them romantic and mysterious in a very specific, unromantic, un-mysterious way.

Sometimes, they look like shimmering, infinite mirrors running towards distant hills.

And at other times, they’re full of beer cans and algae.

A quote from John Grindrod: "Existing somewhere between Robert Aickman and J.G. Ballard, these blackly funny tales are sure to chill you, no matter how high you turn the central heating." Next to it is the cover of Intervals of Darkness with a black background and red details. The illustration is of a person casting a long shadow. Nearby is another shadow suggesting a lurking but hidden figure.

Intervals of Darkness will be published on 7 September. You can pre-order the eBook now.

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Story-by-story: Poor Ned’s Head

The story that opens Intervals of Darkness is an example of magically frictionless fiction.

I saw a call for submissions on the theme of ‘water’ and then, only a little while later, visited the wreck of the Mary Rose in Portsmouth.

Being me, I was drawn to the cabinets filled with skulls found aboard the wreck. What must it feel like to be killed in action, lie in the mud for several hundred years, and then be put on display?

The facial reconstructions added another layer of weirdness. In curatorial terms, this is good interpretation. It helps civilians like me understand the past more clearly, in human terms. But all those disclaimers, and the careful choice of language… Those reconstructions are just informed guesswork, really. And they always look a bit… wrong. Talk about the uncanny valley.

My other half says that she likes being with me when an idea for a story strikes me. She recalls it happening very obviously on this museum visit – “Must find notebook… Must write down… Haunted skull… Eye to eye with… Must find notebook…”

Then I did something at which I’m worryingly good: quickly absorbed a bunch of writing about ships, sailing, and archaeology, and synthesised it into some plausible bullshit. It wouldn’t fool anyone who knows a lot about those subjects (I suspect Steve Toase might fling the book into a fire) but it’s enough to sell the story to most readers, I think.

Having successfully begged for an extended submission deadline I hammered out a first draft of the story in a couple of hours. And not much changed in the rewrite.

Maybe that impassioned drafting gave it a boost. I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that Verity Holloway, editor of Cloister Fox magazine, snapped it up – and she’s told me again since what a great story she believes it to be.

This was also the story that signalled a slight change of direction from Municipal Gothic. Not every story I write has to be set in those working class environments where I feel most at home.

It’s also the first time I’ve written a story intended to evoke Nigel Kneale. I was thinking about his particular niche – that intersection of technology and the spirit world, as in The Stone Tape – and wondered if and how a computer-generated model might become possessed.

The first review, from Rowan Lee, mentioned Nigel Kneale, though not in connection with this story, so that thread obviously runs throughout the collection.

Blooper reel

  • In the original draft of the story I had my ship, Faerie, sailing from Falmouth to Portsmouth, but sinking in Mount’s Bay. Revising it for Intervals of Darkness I thought, hold on, that doesn’t make sense… So now, she was bound for Kinsale instead.
  • The first draft of the story had the eyes as being in the ‘stern’ of the skull but it got fixed in the edit. Look, I told you I was blagging this.
A quote from Verity Holloway: "Impressively eerie and packed with shocks... moments of powerful poignancy and startling strangeness. You'll want to linger over these stories." Next to it is the cover of Intervals of Darkness with a black background and red details. The illustration is of a person casting a long shadow. Nearby is another shadow suggesting a lurking but hidden figure.

Intervals of Darkness will be published on 7 September. You can pre-order the eBook now.

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Spooky stories to read in 2023

One of my resolutions for 2023 is to read at least one short story every day. Totally achievable, right?

Yes, definitely, especially if this replaces endlessly scrolling social media, hoping something might happen.

But I do like social media, especially when it’s helping me find good stuff to watch or read.

I asked for recommendations for spooky stories on Mastodon and Twitter – not just the names of authors, but which specific piece or pieces I should read first.

I’ve got piles of anthologies and volumes of collected stories. The challenge is knowing where to start.

This is the list I’ve ended up with.

The Same DogRobert Aickman
The TrainsRobert Aickman
The Fully Conducted TourRobert Aickman
The Coffin HouseRobert Aickman
The SwordsRobert Aickman
Ringing the ChangesRobert Aickman
The School FriendRobert Aickman
The DiverA.J. Alan
The Room in the TowerE.F. Benson
The OutcastE.F. Benson
The Moonlit RoadAmbrose Bierce
The WillowsAlgernon Blackwood
The WendigoAlgernon Blackwood
The Gospel According to MarkJorge Luis Borges
CurfewLucy M. Boston
The Bishop of HellMarjorie Bowen
The Crown Derby PlateMarjorie Bowen
The ScytheRay Bradbury
SmeeA.M. Burrage
The Day Father Brought Something HomeR. Chetwynd Hayes
Hell is the Absence of GodTed Chiang
SnareBora Chung
The Upper BerthF. Marion Crawford
The SmileF. Marion Crawford
A Slap in the FaceChris Culshaw
The Dark DivideChris Culshaw
The LandladyRoald Dahl
Out of the DeepWalter de la Mare
The HorlaGuy de Maupassant
The Signal-ManCharles Dickens
The Return of the NativeWilliam Croft Dickinson
The BreakthroughDaphne du Maurier
The Apple TreeDaphne du Maurier
The Blue LensesDaphne du Maurier
The EntranceGerald Durrell
A Rose for EmilyWilliam Faulkner
KwaidanLafcadio Hearn
Pop ArtJoe Hill
Black PhoneJoe Hill
The Brownie of the Black HaggsJames Hogg
Three Miles UpElizabeth Jane Howard
While the Nightjar SleepsAndrew Michael Hurley
The ToothShirley Jackson
The Monkey’s PawW.W. Jacobs
Under the CrustTerry Lamsley
The TowerMarghanita Laski
The Haunted SaucepanMargery Lawrence
Whoever Heard of A Haunted LiftAlan W. Lear
CargoE. Michael Lewis
In a Foreign Town in a Foreign LandThomas Ligotti
The White PeopleArthur Machen
The SundialR.H. Malden
The HouseKatherine Mansfield
An Encounter in the MistA.N.L Munby
Gabriel ErnestH.H. ‘Saki’ Munro
Man Size in MarbleEdith Nesbit
The ShadowEdith Nesbit
Secret Observations On the Goat GirlJoyce Carol Oates
Dolling HaltPamela Oldfield
The Beckoning Fair OneOliver Onions
RooumOliver Onions
The Running CompanionPhillipa Pearce
The Yellow WallpaperCharlotte Perkins Gilman
Tourist TrapBarbara Roden
Bosworth Summit PoundL.T.C. Rolt
This Creeping ThingRobert Shearman
If The Dead KnewMay Sinclair
The Portobello RoadMuriel Spark
On MirrorsBen Tufnell
The Pennine Tower RestaurantSimon K. Unsworth
The Island of RegretsElizabeth Walter
The Boys’ ToiletsRobert Westall
AfterwardEdith Wharton
The EyesEdith Wharton
Miss Mary PaskEdith Wharton
The Lady’s Maid’s BellEdith Wharton
Pomegranate SeedEdith Wharton
Diary of a MadmanLu Xun
Last updated 11/01/2023.

I’ve already read some of these, as you might expect, but will probably reread them this year.

You’ll also notice that there’s no M.R. James because I’ve read his ghost stories multiple times. He’s a given. The same goes for H.P. Lovecraft who, anyway, is generally more hysterical than spooky.

With that in mind, what’s missing? Comment below, or let me know via Mastodon or Twitter.

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Municipal Gothic: the other type of scary

Ghost stories are about the uncanny and, of course, about fear. But when do you ever feel really scared?

As in, fight or flight. As in, heartbeat up, breathing shallow, nerves twitching.

For me, it’s in subways, when I’ve committed to the tunnel and have nowhere to go, and I see someone blocking the exit up above.

Or when I find myself on a street I don’t know on an estate I don’t know, maybe walking towards a dead end, while whispering men stop whatever they’re doing in that alleyway to watch me pass.

That reminds me of the most scared I’ve ever been, I think, on the top deck of a bus going through Clapton after midnight. Between Central London and the east, it emptied, until it was just me and some hyped-up lads making a lot of noise about someone who was going to get shanked, if he wasn’t careful.

After a while, they noticed me on my own on the back seat.

“Excuse me,” one of them said, with surprising politeness, “but are you a police officer?”

Back then, I did kind of look like I sort of might be – a sturdy bloke with a shaved head, often wearing a white shirt and black trousers.

What was the right answer? Which would make them less likely to want to beat me up, or stick a knife in me?

While I thought about it, my heart began to thump. I knew my voice would wobble if I spoke.

So, after a moment, I smiled slightly and gave a slow shake of my head.

They stared. I stared back.

After a moment, their leader shouted, “Five oh”, and they scattered off the bus as it pulled into the next stop.

It was a while before I breathed again.

That’s logical, sensible, real-world fear. The fear of actually being injured and, perhaps worse, humiliated.

In my case, this is at least partly the result of growing up on an estate, in a town, where, if you weren’t careful, you’d get a ‘smack in the face’ for glancing at someone for too long, or failing to say hello, or for saying hello with the wrong tone.

It wasn’t so bad, not really – not as long as you remained hyper-vigilant at all times, took no risks, scuttled everywhere by the safest paths, thought constantly about your escape routes, didn’t make eye contact with anyone at any point, and got home before dark.

The problem with that is, you go into adulthood hyper-vigilant, taking no risks, scuttling everywhere… I’m in my mid-forties and still carrying it with me.

On the upside, all that internalised terror means I’ve never been mugged, touch wood, or even beaten up. I’ve got no shame about crossing the road if I don’t like the look of what’s up ahead on this side. I’d rather my face be intact than my masculine pride.

Writing ghost stories with resolutely real world settings, as in my collection Municipal Gothic, I want to draw on some of that energy.

Because when a ghost appears in a place or situation where you’re already on edge, it feels all the more horrifying.

But it’s also important not to lapse into the cheap cliché of the ‘faceless hoodie’ as a stand-in for zombies or ghouls.

And I certainly don’t want to write stories about gentlefolk wandering onto the wrong side of the tracks and forced to confront the ultimate horror: The Working Classes!

I’ll leave that to H.P. Lovecraft.

“He brings a quality that is rarely found in stories that have a genuine power to disturb – wit. Sharp, focused and never to the detriment of atmosphere, his deployment of raillery and even snark, gives his characters a depth of believability.”

David Southwell, Hookland Guide
Municipal Gothic is out now as a paperback via Amazon UK, Amazon US and around the world.

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Municipal Gothic: 13 ghost stories

Council estates, motorway underpasses, bypass hotels, concrete cathedrals and run-down pubs. Places we all know, that we see where we live in suburbs and towns. Why shouldn’t they be haunted?

Municipal Gothic, my new collection of ghost stories, shows that they very much can be. It is now available as a paperback via Amazon, at £8.99 in the UK, $12 in the US and around the world at various prices.

In these thirteen stories you’ll meet a demonic black dog tasked with administering a lineal curse in the age of sperm donation; a witch’s familiar forced to live off fried chicken bones; an architect whose buildings can drive you mad; headless villains, and more.

It includes a revised version of ‘Modern Buildings in Wessex’, originally published as a zine or chapbook to some acclaim in 2020. It’s ghost story in the form of an architectural guide – M.R. James meets Ian Nairn.

David Southwell, of Hookland fame, is a fan of this particular piece which is how I got up the nerve to ask him to supply a foreword for the collection. He has plenty of interesting things to say about how ghost stories work, about working class fiction and, of course, about the power of plausible fake ephemera to conjure places that don’t exist.

In a similar vein, you’ll also find a new piece: ‘An Oral History of the Greater London Exorcism Authority’. Inspired by the kind of self-congratulatory in-house publications put out by public bodies in the 1970s and 80s, and by my love of institutional branding, it started life as a few mocked-up images on Twitter…

…but before long, I knew I’d have to write something more substantial to back up those ideas. It became an exercise in tone of voice – could I write first-hand testimony from multiple people? (Neville Hutchinson, the GLEA engineer who does not believe, and his colleague Ernest ‘Cabbage’ Lacomber are my favourites, I think.)

‘The Curse Follows the Seed’ is, as they say, ‘a very personal piece’ for reasons you might be able to work out when you’ve read it. It was the first story I wrote with the concept of municipal gothic in mind. Has anyone ever before set a key scene in a story in the area by the bins in a supermarket car park? I can’t help myself.

Other stories in the collection evolved from an abandoned novel. Why, when I try to write social realism, do ghosts, premonitions and black dogs keep turning up? See ‘Who Took Mary Cook’ for evidence of this.

Certain pieces emerged slowly, over the course of years, as I worked on them with my Wednesday night writers’ group. I must thank Andy Hamilton, Corinne Dobinson, Mike Manson and Piers Marter, and others who have come and gone, for their encouragement and advice. They saw scraps of ideas and helped me find the way, as with ‘Protected By Occupation’, which first landed with them in 2019 as a scrappy period piece inspired by the Lamb Inn haunting (PDF, bris.ac.uk).

Please do buy a copy of the book and let me know what you think. Or, more importantly, let Amazon and Goodreads know what you think – a quick rating and review is worth more than you can imagine.

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The Campaign for Shorter Crime Novels

Crime novels, current wisdom dictates, should be around 80,000 words long. That’s enough to fill 300-400 pages and so feel like good value to a contemporary reader. The problem is, that’s too long.

Most of my favourite crime novelists wrote short and lean. Ed McBain, Georges Simenon, Gladys Mitchell, Ruth Rendell, Raymond Chandler, Jim Thompson, Sjöwall & Wahlöö… All of these writers produced classics at around 150-220 pages, or 50-60,000 words.

Here are estimated word counts based on various sources including MetaFilter, readinglength.com and howlongtoread.com:

  • Chandler, The Big Sleep – 57,000
  • McBain, Sadie When She Died – 55,000
  • Rendell, A Judgement in Stone, 59,000
  • Sjöwall & Wahlöö, The Laughing Policeman – 60,000
  • Simenon, The Yellow Dog – 40,000

When I’m deciding what to read, I’m often drawn to slim paperbacks – the kind that fit in your inside pocket. It’s partly about time and patience, of course, but that tight page count also signals efficient writing.

Maybe longer crime novels are better

Perhaps the fact that crime novels have grown longer is good news. Perhaps it means they’re deeper and more complex. Well, not in my experience.

Last year, I made a point of reading a stack of recently published books to help me improve the commercial prospects of my own work-in-progress. While I enjoyed most of what I read, and even recommended some of those books to other people, I did notice quite a bit of what felt like padding.

For example, one character spent a lot of time in Waitrose browsing ready meals. Then unpacking her shopping. Then cooking per the instructions given on the packaging. Then eating while pondering an office romance.

The protagonist of another book undertook renovation work on a flat. This had nothing to do with the plot; it did not reveal anything much about the character other than that they weren’t very good at DIY; and slowed the story down when it should have been accelerating.

You might say diversions like the above add realism and make characters more relatable but I can’t help thinking that if the target word count had been 60,000 words, these would have been the first sections lost to the red pen of a surgical editor. Or, at least, condensed to a single line: ‘She spent too long at the supermarket choosing what to eat for dinner, ate alone, and fell asleep on the sofa.’

I’m a slasher… of words

The first draft of my current project is finished at just over 70,000 words. The voice of the industry is telling me to flog it to 80,000 words, somehow – perhaps by introducing an aimless sub-plot or two, a prologue that will probably annoy people, or some extended moping and brooding by my protagonist.

But my own instinct is in the other direction. I want to hack away at descriptions, get characters from A to B faster and make the dialogue more sparse. If I follow that urge, I reckon I’ll be left with – hey, fancy that! – about 60,000 words.

General writing advice agrees: kill your darlings, remove filler words, combine or remove characters, make sure every scene moves the plot forward or develops your characters, and so on.

I think I’ve decided that I want to write a tight, economical crime novel of the type I like to read. That might well reduce its already slim chances of getting published – “Yeah, thanks for sending us half a book – are you planning to write the rest of it at some point?” – but it will feel right to me.

Although evidence seems to suggest that readers are hungry for long books, I’m hopeful the tide might turn. There’s certainly a growing backlash against films that don’t earn running times of more than two hours and I’m certainly drawn to anything at 90 minutes or less.